Spit yer' Game
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- grunttt0
do you live near an elementary school?
no
good. i'm not allowed within 1000 yards of any elementary schools.
- brandelec0
jevad, that doesn't work on hood rats
- mrdobolina0
hahaha brandelec
- k0na_an0k0
"pardon me... do you know where they sell the magnum condoms at? and do you know if they'll take $100s here... that's all i have."
- tkmeister0
duuude, i can't believe you had nothing to say. grocery shopping is the best place to meet chicks. just ask some questions/opinions about food.
wholefood store in nyc has the finest ladies. also, by the way someone grocery shop, u can tell a lot about them
- k0na_an0k0
*to a chick who looks straight scottish or something
"Do you have any Italian in you? No?!? Want some?"
- k0na_an0k0
Walk up to her with about an 8 inch zucchini. Underhand toss it to her, if she goes "EW GROSS" as it's flying at her and dodges it she's a loser. If she catches it with her hand and kisses the head of it... oh boy!... she's a winner!
And if she catches the whole thing in her mouth without her hands... give her my number.
- GrammaSeff0
hows a muhfucka gonna spit game with out the "yo bitch"
- brandelec0
give 2 employees $10 each to dance and do backflips in the background while you approach her singing jubilee to a banana
dont forget spirit fingers
- digitalswarm0
"mine is bigger....my cucumber."
Animal House, of course.
- joyride0
duuude, i can't believe you had nothing to say. grocery shopping is the best place to meet chicks. just ask some questions/opinions about food...
tkmeister
(Jun 14 06, 13:19)I know!!! it freaked me out, i think i've been working too much. it's effecting other parts of my life... that mark was easy, eye contact, smile... should have been a wrap. but, it's funny too....
- McEnroe0
I think we know who the mark is.
- mrdobolina0
hahaaha
- Ramanisky20
I once tried to use a pick up line on a girl and she said
"Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date."
- joyride0
I think we know who the mark is.
McEnroe
(Jun 14 06, 14:03)hahahaa... go back to your comic books!
- Point50
I was in Ft. Lauderdale once and was at this club, and behind a beer cart serving beer was this hot blonde chick. It seemed like she was staring at me, but I wasn't sure cuz I was hammered. Finally after an hour, I went over to her and ordered a drink, then busted out with:
Point5- "Hi, I'm Greg... ummm, I just wanted to see what you were doing tomorrow; see I'm from Vegas and I'm only here until Sunday..."
Chick- "Sure, I'm down to do something. What do you want to do?"
Point5- "Uh, I think my boys want to go to the beach..."
Chick- "That's cool! I'd love to go"
*she writes down here phone number on a napkin and gives it to me "Call me tomorrow."so, next day, I'm about 9 beers, 2 tanquerays and 3 shots deep at Blondie's at the beach, and I go to pull some money out of my wallet to pay for some more drinks, and low and behold, I find the phone number on the napkin. It was now like 4pm. I had been at the beach drinking since like 11am.
I called her at like 7 that night, and she was super nice, and told me she would call me back in 10 minutes; she didn't. Then I called like 3 times within the next hour, and who knows what messages I left on her voicemail; probably sounded like Favreau in Swingers...
Moral of the story: Liquid courage works, but dumb fucks like me can fuck anything up
- jevad0
HAHAHAHHAA
- mattyd040
casually push your cart by hers and, while still moving, casually say, "believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking."
- mattyd040
this only works if you are with a friend but walk up to the chick and be like 'you see my friend over there? (point to your buddy who sheepishly waves from afar) he wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
- taragee0
point5 arent u murried????