Spit yer' Game
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- McEnroe0
How about you stop harassing girls that are trying to get some groceries.
- jevad0
Pick up lines and funny one liners are so lame.
Anything other than:
"Hey I couldn't help but notice you from across the way. If you aren't in a relationship right now, bi-sexual, a total fucking psycho, and can hold a steady job for a while - I'd love to take you out for dinner/coffee/a drink/oral sex."
Is totally useless.
- Momentum20
you should of went behind her and smelled her hair then whisper hi i like you ... then slowly walk away hahah
- johndiggity0
tell her to be careful around the frozen food/ ice cream aisle's. when she asks why tell her:
"because you could melt all this stuff."
- brandelec0
"You look very familiar.. have you been to aisle 3 recently?
*both laugh*
oh ha ha ha (fake laugh)..
let's kick it"this worked
- grunttt0
comment on her melons. when she looks all pissed and embarrased point to the melons in her cart. this will only work if she has melons in her cart.
- grunttt0
fill your cart with beer and wine. roll up to her and ask if she'll come over to make sure that after you drink all that shit you don't choke on your own vomit when you pass out in the yard.
chicks love to feel needed.
- mrdobolina0
Do you know where the herpecin is located?
- Clear0
You should have approached her with fish in one hand and steak in the other and asked her if she was having dinner at your place would she prefer fish tacos or steak tacos - wait for a positive comment - and if you don't get one you can at least smack her in the face with the fish and save face.
radar
(Jun 14 06, 12:11)best one so far... IMHO, funny and might actually work!
- ********0
you should of went behind her and smelled her hair then whisper hi i like you ... then slowly walk away hahah
Momentum2
(Jun 14 06, 12:43)HHAHAHA!
- grunttt0
go to the restroom and drench yourself in water. soaking fucking wet. go back out and warn her not to go down isle 7.
- jevad0
go to the restroom and drench yourself in water. soaking fucking wet. go back out and warn her not to go down isle 7.
grunttt
(Jun 14 06, 12:56)hahaha - good one!!
- ********0
5'3? Should have asked her if she ever needed a boost to get stuff from the top shelves you were her man.
- ********0
When you get eye contact, give her a big smile and then knock over a whole bunch of stuff.
Then start yelling at the top of your lungs for someone to clean it up.
Be a real ass about it too, say comments like, 'So what Ivy League Instituition did they teach you to get 50 pounds of paprika off the ground? Not the one I graduated cum laude from.'. 'Hey chief, I think you missed a spot * knocks more stuff over * you're worthless.'
And just throw money at them and exclaim how rich you are.
Chicks dig money.
- johndiggity0
"this very cute girl (about 5'3", slim, brunette w/highlights, jeans, brown coat - granted it's 83° out..."
STOP HITTING ON CRAZY HOMELESS CHICKS!
- mrdobolina0
"I can't believe they ran out of sardines in mustard sauce..."
- joyride0
roll up on her and stick a pack of hot dogs in her coat pocket - then tell her to meet you out front with them.
radar
(Jun 14 06, 12:22)haha... thats actually close to what I came up with on the way home...
For real, i meant to put smart ass and real answers encouraged!!! Not that i expected any real answers... lol
- Ramanisky20
LOL @ GrammaSeff
I'll have to try those out
Not original but ......
Hey baby wanna get some pizza & fuck ?.......
.....whats da matter you dont like pizza?
- kingjulien0
Wow. I'm a huge fan. It's so great to see you in person after all these years.
Um, do I know you?
Aren't you Delicious Destiney from hotcamgirls.com?
- jevad0
Seriously though...I've never been good at being funny with strangers like that. What has worked - after the 'catching eyes' moment - is simply going up - asking if she's in a relationship - and if not asking for her number.
Worst she can say is no - to which you reply - "Well I just had to ask because I would have kicked myself if I had left here without trying. Enjoy the rest of your day."