Spit yer' Game
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This actually just happened to me just now. And I literally thought about this thread and just threw out all of the great advice.
I just got done playing tennis (I joined a tennis league for no reason and got my ASS handed to me by my best guess a woman in her early 60's), and had a headband on with my shirt sleeves rolled up, I probably (okay I did) look like a scumbag.
I was lost in this grossery store I decided to go in and get some stuff for dinner on my way home and I see this girl who was smoking hot, so I goesssss,
Flavorful: Wow, you are absoultely stunning."
(... First of all that was stupid.)
Amazing Girl: haha, thanks. I'm coming from the gym I look awful.
Flavorful: That's crazy talk, you're crazy, stop talking crazy.
Amazing Girl: Haha...
Flavorful: I'm coming from getting my ass absolutely handed to me in tennis by someone who could have been my grandma.
People around us: HAHAHAA
Amazing Girl: Aweeee!
Flavorful: Not that you would know this but what would a complete loser get for dinner in a situation like this.
Random Guy: Stop talking to my daughter.
Flavorful: Uh...
Amazing Girl: DAD!
Random Guy: Turn around son, turn rite around.
Flavorful: Haha, you're ridiculous buddy. Calm down.
Random Guy: I'm serious, I don't want to see some punk like you hit on my daughter in front of me, do that when I'm not around.
Flavorful: So ... how about you turn around then, haha.
Amazing Girl: Oh my G-d.
Random Guy: What did you say to me?
Flavorful: Frankie says relax.
Random Guy: ...
Amazing Girl: Look, I'm back from college for the summer ...
* Random Guy (future Father-in-Law) grabs her by the arm and whisks her away. *
Amazing Girl: DAD ... My name is Karie!
Flavorful: You're dead to me Karie.
Another random guy with his wife: Well you handled that like a proper gentleman.
Flavorful: Eh, I have a girlfriend.
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I got pwned.