Yo momma!
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- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat, scissors can't pierce her hide, although she is amused by the sensation.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she fell into her own shadow and broke it's ribs.
- nocomply0
Yo mamma so ugly they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower
- mrdobolina0
your moms sells her backfat for $60 a barrel on NYSE.
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, she used the grand canyon as a toilet
- nocomply0
yo mamma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
- mrdobolina0
your moms so fat she created the grand canyon by falling off her rollerblades. and skinning her knee.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she's often mistaken for a bastard pig animal.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat her fists fire from her wrists when threatened.
- mrdobolina0
when your moms does jumping jacks it smells like someone is making a BLT.
- reigns0
yo momma played "Corky" from that 80's tv show- Life Goes On.
"Obladi Oblada...life goes on"
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she collects thick chunks of piss that get filtered thru her beard.
- nocomply0
yo mamma's so lazy, she only gave me half the finger
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat no one can truly understand her and her constant need for cornbeef hash.
- reigns0
yo momma so ugly...whenever she looks in the mirror her refectlion ducks for cover!
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, she cooks breakfast on her forehead
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she gets angry when you talk shit about bacon.
- chaztoo0
your moms played T.C. on Magnum PI
mrdobolina
(Apr 14 06, 11:54)
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- smrz0
Your momma's so fat she ate dopepope, and used his dumbass jokebook as a toothpick
Your momma's so stupid, she laughed at his dumbass jokes
- mrdobolina0
your moms is so fat she is doing 25 to life for an altercation involving the last piece of chicken.