Yo momma!
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- nooner0
yo mommas so fat i swerved my car to miss hitting her and ran out of gas
k0na_an0k
(Apr 14 06, 11:45)winner winner chicken dinner.
- harlequino0
Yo mamma so fat that when she buys new clothers the town building inspector has to issue a CO.
- k0na_an0k0
yo mommas so fat when her and her twin sister stand next to the great wall of china it looks like this from space.
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- grunttt0
your momma is so fat she washes her hair with crisco.
- mrdobolina0
yer moms is so fat she freebases haagen dazs
- mrdobolina0
yer moms head is so big she uses a bagel as a nosering.
- mrdobolina0
yer moms is so fat, your brothers names are ben and jerry.
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, she uses a steam roller to press her panties
- elahon0
Yo mama's pussy is so hariy, it looks like she getting a piggyback ride from Buckwheat. Backwards.
- elahon0
Yo mama's such a fat whore, she got arrested for grinding the Empire State Building.
- ********0
yo mommas dick is so big, bea arthur sends her fan letters
- mrdobolina0
your mother is the leader of an international beanie baby cartel.
- elahon0
Yo mama's suck a nasty skank, it looks like her crotch threw up some old chicken skin and cottage cheese.
- elahon0
Yo mama's so old, her already oversided labia look like stips of dried beef jerky.
- elahon0
Yo mama's such a fat whore, all the Johns are scared to get blown by her.
- mrdobolina0
An arby's roast beef ad.... ewwww
- elahon0
Yo mama's so fat, her Slip & Slide is made 500 yards of tarp and 1/4 ton of Crisco, and she slides around that thing like in "March of the Penguins." She's even got a documentary crew working on a film now called "Look At That Fat Bitch Go!"
- elahon0
Yo mama's such a fat whore, she has one of those number takers from the Deli next to her mail box, and the numbers are printed on strips of meat. Instead of a basket to dispose of the numbers when someone has been served, she eats them.
- elahon0
Last month, your mama's period was so heavy, her toilet looked like Mary Jane Kelly had been sitting on it when she was killed by Jack the Ripper.
- Ramanisky20
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.