Yo momma!
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- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat, she eats 3 boxes of beef and cheese poptarts and drinks her own brand of gravy and death.
- ********0
yo mommas so dense, green peace is preserving her leg hair
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat and stupid she's always going on about a vacation in Greece (she think's it's Grease)
sorry that sucked.
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat that she calls a laptop a kneetop.
- grunttt0
your momma is so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
- k0na_an0k0
your momma is so fat i once tossed a loaf of bread to her at the kitchen table and it orbited around her ass.
- grunttt0
the government spends 3.6 billion a year keeping a 932 pound weight on the exact opposite side of the earth to keep from throwing us off orbit.
- dopepope0
Your moms is so fat, the people around her are already bored with the spectacle of her eating live chickens smothered in chocolate frosting and want her to come up with something knew already.
- grunttt0
your mommas belly has refugees living on it.
- grunttt0
your mommas calls "now and laters" "bye bye bitches"
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, when she breathes in, the local news alert a tornado warning
- k0na_an0k0
your mom is so fat the last time i got done having sex with her, which was like fucking a bucket of water btw... i rolled off her 6 times and was still on top.
- mrdobolina0
your moms is so fat next years superbowl will take place in her growler. :D
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat she has the entire "blog" thread tattooed around her belly in 72 pt type.
- ********0
yo momma so hart hehehhahaaa
- ********0
I can't find my way out
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat the only reason she'll take a piece of fried chicken out of her mouth is to take a bite of a snickers bar.
- ********0
push the tempo
- ********0
yo mommas so tough, she ate mike tyson and spit out his ear
- grunttt0
your momma is so ugly ron jeremy wouldn't.