Yo momma!
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- mrdobolina0
Your moms is so fat, your family uses oscar mayer bologna as table coasters.
- k0na_an0k0
your moms is so hairy she caught bigfoot taking her picture
- k0na_an0k0
your moms is so nasty she uses bacon as her bandaid
- k0na_an0k0
The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'
- k0na_an0k0
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
- mrdobolina0
Your moms is fat, all the ice cube trays at your house are filled with chicken gravy.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she tries to be human, but always comes off pig bitch.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she'll cut your belly open and eat the black stuff you got in there.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat her fat rolls are showing signs of independent thought.
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
- mrdobolina0
yer moms is so fat she has a microwave in the bathroom.
- grunttt0
your momma's house is so small when she put the key in the lock she stabbed 2 people in the hall.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she commands an army of horseshoe crabs on fire that spit blood.
- grunttt0
the chinese buffet changed their sign from "all you can eat" to "all this bitch can eat" with your momma's picture on it then they made the doors too small for your mom to enter in order to make a dang profit.
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat that i gave her a hug and got diabetes.
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, her tapeworms swallowed an anaconda
- grunttt0
you're momma is so fat her pants size is "damn"
- grunttt0
your momma's favorite cocktail is vodka and gravy.
- ********0
yo mommas so fat, neil armstrong is just chilling in her armpit
- grunttt0
your momma is so fat i kicked her last thursday and she hasn't felt it yet.