Yo momma!
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- reigns
yo momma so fat she went on a scale....it read to be continued!
- robotron3k0
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...
- reigns0
yo momma so stupid...she tried to cook Min Rice...for one hour!
- nocomply0
yo mamma's so ugly, when she walked into taco bell everyone ran for the border
- nocomply0
yo mamma's so fat, she uses a VCR as a pager
- nocomply0
yo mamma's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
- k0na_an0k0
yo mommas so fat i swerved my car to miss hitting her and ran out of gas
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she preys on the children and they cry at the mention of her name.
- reigns0
yo momma so poor...she walks into McDonalds and puts a Milkshake on lay-away!
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she can suck the flesh off ones bones if they dare stand in the same room with her.
- reigns0
Yo momma so poor...i was walking by the garbage dump and I saw yo momma singing.."this land is my land..this land is your land"
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she can taste your angst and fear when she devours your soul.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she's been kown to deep fry her own feces.
- ********0
yo mommas acne is so bad, googles making a map or her back
- mrdobolina0
Your moms failed the drug test to get into the backstreet boys.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat, the authorities planned for months to take her down, but tragically underestemated her brute force and determination to feast.
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat she often needs to have her tendrils removed.
- mrdobolina0
your moms played T.C. on Magnum PI
- dopepope0
Yo moms is so fat astronauts can piss on her from space.
- mrdobolina0
your moms wigpiece is made out of insulation.
- ********0
yo mommas fo fat, she used yo dad as a toothpick