Ask Jevad
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- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
Everytime I pee there is this burning sensation. My doctor tells me that it is because Jesus wants to be in my heart.Is this true?
spendogg
(Nov 15 05, 14:16)Dear Spencer
That burning sensation you feel is the devil.
Say 100 hail marys and slap your balls in the bible.
Kisses
jev
- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
The other night I dreamt that I was downhill skiing.
In the morning I woke up laying in the middle of two of my drunk buddies on the same bed.
Should I chop off my hands or what?
Thanks buddy.
Doug
kOna
(Nov 15 05, 14:17)Dear Doug,
I have heard 3 or 4 variations of the same story and my reply is always the same: masturbating 7 times a day is, in teh long run, going to give you a very, very sore penis.
Jev
- kyl30
dear Jevad
I went to my friends house yesterday after school. next thing I know I woke up naked at 4:30am with her mom on top of me. Now my privates itch. what to do?
anonymous
Golden, CO
- ********0
jevad you forgot a zero after that 7.
- jevad0
dear Jevad
I went to my friends house yesterday after school. next thing I know I woke up naked at 4:30am with her mom on top of me. Now my privates itch. what to do?
anonymous
Golden, CO
kyl3
(Nov 15 05, 14:21)Dear Anonymous,
LOL OMG WTF LMAO!!
Good luck
Jev
- tasty0
dear Jevad,
do you think you could beat me in a Saltine eating contest or would one of us end up being rushed to the hospital?
Steve
- foreign0
dear jevad, instead of starting a new thread, i thought i'd consult you first... i'm trying to think of a book title... old 50's/60's... about an architect who ruins his career, by persuing his creativy and own ideas instead of conforming to what the big firms are doing. any idea? it's a rather well known book, just can't remember the bloody title.
- foreign0
and slap your balls in the bible.
Kisses
jev
jevad
(Nov 15 05, 14:19)hahahaaa!
- jevad0
dear Jevad,
do you think you could beat me in a Saltine eating contest or would one of us end up being rushed to the hospital?
Steve
tasty
(Nov 15 05, 14:25)Dear Steve,
Probably.
Jev
- jevad0
dear jevad, instead of starting a new thread, i thought i'd consult you first... i'm trying to think of a book title... old 50's/60's... about an architect who ruins his career, by persuing his creativy and own ideas instead of conforming to what the big firms are doing. any idea? it's a rather well known book, just can't remember the bloody title.
foreign
(Nov 15 05, 14:27)Dear foreign,
Do I look like a fat 60 yr old fucking woman librarian?
Jev
- eficks0
ey jevarrd,
i just want thank you for your advice last week when i aksed what i should do about having the kahootles for me first cousin sharleene. things are going great now, thanks a bunch, yarrhooo.
Keith,
Virginia
- jevad0
ey jevarrd,
i just want thank you for your advice last week when i aksed what i should do about having the kahootles for me first cousin sharleene. things are going great now, thanks a bunch, yarrhooo.
Keith,
Virginia
eficks
(Nov 15 05, 14:31)Dear Keith
Excellent. Oh by the way, how did the sex change go?
Love
Jev
- IRNlun60
"Do I look like a fat 60 yr old ------- woman librarian?"
Now that's a damn good book title!
- spendogg0
hahahhahahahah. Balls.
- eficks0
Dear Keith
Excellent. Oh by the way, how did the sex change go?
Love
Jev
jevad
(Nov 15 05, 14:33)Well i couldnt afford no anesthesia or whats you call it but its ok, i dont mind having no teeth now. should make it easier to perform for me lady. she has my old parts now ya see. thanks again.
Keith
- jevad0
Dear Keith
ew.
- e_b_c0
this thread has made my day.
- mattyd0
Dear Jevad,
I very much enjoy the new Madonna single (the one with the ABBA sample). Does this fact make me any less of a man?
Sincerely,
Baffled in Boston
- sklassen0
dear jev,
iron maiden or van halen?
love,
sean.