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    Dear Jevad,

    The other night I dreamt that I was downhill skiing.

    In the morning I woke up laying in the middle of two of my drunk buddies on the same bed.

    Should I chop off my hands or what?

    Thanks buddy.
    Doug
    kOna
    (Nov 15 05, 14:17)

    Dear Doug,

    I have heard 3 or 4 variations of the same story and my reply is always the same: masturbating 7 times a day is, in teh long run, going to give you a very, very sore penis.

    Jev

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