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- spendogg
About those stoopid clients that keep adding crap to thier sites.
- todelete__20
hahahhahahaha!
ah that picture is class!
- jevad0
hahahaha
To fill the rest of you in...spencer keeps sending me new client logos to add to a sponsor page. Every email is 'the last sponsor logo'
lol
Anyone else would be getting a cuss
- MLP0
that picture just made my week
- skelly0
I thought this was going to be an advice column thread thing, so I'll just go ahead and ask my question:
Dear Jevad,
Why, despite being wrapped in tin foil, and travelling only across the street, is my cheesesteak always cold when I get home?
- tasty0
Jevad,
what up dog?
- spendogg0
Dear Jevad,
Boxers, Briefs or commando?
- pocho0
good one designerror!
- kyl30
Is it possible to get a job at your firm before Xmas so as to benefit from their generous 'Xmas time off' program?
- designerror0
Is it possible to get a job at your firm before Xmas so as to benefit from their generous 'Xmas time off' program?
- todelete__20
nice designerror!
Dear Jevad,
I ran out of hair gel this moring. Is my man juice an acceptable replacement?Doug
- kyl30
Dear Jevad
Is there an echo in here?
- jevad0
spenn - boxers
doug - no
- Dublao70
Dear Jevad,
There are all sorts of tornado watches in effect around my city. Is my music theory class going to be canceled?
Thanks in advance!
Bradley
- todelete__20
doug - no
jevad
(Nov 15 05, 14:10)too late
- jevad0
skelly -
When the people wrap your cheessteak up in tinfoil they are inadvertantly wrapping up a layer of room temperature air with it.
It is this air that cools down your cheesesteak as you walk home with it.
- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
There are all sorts of tornado watches in effect around my city. Is my music theory class going to be canceled?
Thanks in advance!
Bradley
Dublao7
(Nov 15 05, 14:11)Dear Bradley,
Thanks for your letter. I hope things calm down soon.
I would reccomend calling your school to find out.
If you feel like skipping out on music theory, and lets face it, I'd rather have someone stick a poker up my pee hole than have to listen to some cunt waffle on about minors, majors, trebles and 4/4 time signatures for an hour, then call the school and ask if the cow flying past your window has anything to do with teh tornado watch, and should you still come to class.
be safe.
jev
- spendogg0
Dear Jevad,
Everytime I pee there is this burning sensation. My doctor tells me that it is because Jesus wants to be in my heart.Is this true?
- todelete__20
Dear Jevad,
The other night I dreamt that I was downhill skiing.
In the morning I woke up laying in the middle of two of my drunk buddies on the same bed.
Should I chop off my hands or what?
Thanks buddy.
Doug