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- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
I very much enjoy the new Madonna single (the one with the ABBA sample). Does this fact make me any less of a man?
Sincerely,
Baffled in Boston
mattyd
(Nov 15 05, 15:00)Dear Matt,
This is a no-brainer. I'll have to pass you over to my partner Richard for a full diagnosis...
best
jev
- kyl30
dear Jev
the rolling stones and metallica just toured through sf. WTF?
- chossy0
Jevad sometimes I think about my mum and dad kissing and I get really mad what does this mean? also sometimes I dream that I am flying through a tunmel riding a scud missile what's up with that?.
- mattyd0
my name is not matt. it is cleary 'baffled in boston'.
secondly, your answer is does not help me any as richard was the one who first played the song for me while we were 'sweating it out'.
- QuincyArcher0
Dear Jevad,
My girlfriend's mother just walked in on us in the throws of passion, what should i do?
a speedy response would be appreciated...she's holding an axe...
Terrified in the NW,
QuincyArcher
- jevad0
dear jev,
iron maiden or van halen?
love,
sean.
sklassen
(Nov 15 05, 15:02)Dear Sean,
Finally a question worth of discussion.
Hard to answer, one is a british band with balls of steel and metal to boot, the other is a washed up band of egomaniacs that's about to do the new 'Rockstar' Series.
So let's go with this - post DLR I'm going with Maiden. DLR era I'm saying VH.
Jev
- jevad0
dear Jev
the rolling stones and metallica just toured through sf. WTF?
kyl3
(Nov 15 05, 15:04)Dear kyle
Metallica died with Cliff Burton and the stones shoudl be dead.
jev
- jevad0
Jevad sometimes I think about my mum and dad kissing and I get really mad what does this mean? also sometimes I dream that I am flying through a tunmel riding a scud missile what's up with that?.
chossy
(Nov 15 05, 15:04)Dear chossy,
It means you're a poof.Rent the entire Sex In The City DVD series and get back to me in a month
xxx
Jev
- kyl30
agreed, touring together they add up to about 1/5 of a show.
- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
My girlfriend's mother just walked in on us in the throws of passion, what should i do?
a speedy response would be appreciated...she's holding an axe...
Terrified in the NW,
QuincyArcher
QuincyArcher
(Nov 15 05, 15:06)Dear QA,
Tell her you were sleeping with her daughter to get to her.
Jev
- ********0
Dear Jev
With the speed of this thread and the time you have to spend on it replying (AND YOU WILL DO IT UNTIL WE SAY SO), you will get fired and have an early xmas vacation.. what is the wife gonna say to that?Thanks
Jens
- madirish0
Dear Jevad,
a nice little old peruvian man just asked me if i would like to see his "kola" for 2 soles. i said yes and he then took me into a dark room in the back of his bodega where all i could feel were packages of wet avacados and a lumpy bag of rice. i never got to see this "kola" he so blatantly bragged about, but my groin is sore and i have a slight case of diarrhea from all the avacados i think.
any thoughts?
liquid in lima,
mateo.
- QuincyArcher0
Dear QA,
Tell her you were sleeping with her daughter to get to her.
Jev
jevad
(Nov 15 05, 15:12)
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Dear JevadThank you for your response. The situation has quieted through the application of your sage advice, though i am no longer the man i once was...
Sincerely,
- spendogg0
Dear Jevad,
GARR. A coworker of mine keeps bitching and moaning. He slacks about all day and talks shit. I am pretty sure he has sand in his vagina. What to you reccomend as a remedy?pete the pirate
- jevad0
Dear Jevad,
GARR. A coworker of mine keeps bitching and moaning. He slacks about all day and talks shit. I am pretty sure he has sand in his vagina. What to you reccomend as a remedy?pete the pirate
spendogg
(Nov 15 05, 15:52)Dear Pete
YAARRRGGGGHhhhhh!
T' start off. I was once a pirate shipwrecked in t' norther colonies. I was quite poor and couldn't afford repairs t' me ship, t' beligerator. I caught a lucky break, fixed t' vessel and sailed aft to t' south t' pick up a crew o' miscretes after a long, long 10 months dry as a bone with no salt in t' air.
At that time t' wenches wanted nothin' t' do with me. Continuin' t' journey I sailed east to t' persian gulf, and up t' tigris. Fought many battles and bled them dry. It was thar in t' vast deserts that I aquired quite a prosperous booty, enough t' shiver t' timbers o' any man.
As a rich man I set sail aft down t' tigris and into t' gulf. it was then that me navigator went t' Davy Jones' locker as a combination o' t' flu and several shark bites to t' lower abdomen. we sailed listlessly for months. and we became shipwrecked in some sort o' mountainous desert in south west asia.... I think.
we're makin' good time on our repairs and a couple months later we were off sailin' again with a strang smellin' new navigator from t' local population who wears a strange cloth hat. good guy though, damn good navigator. as t' story goes, I find meself aft in t' northern colonies and seein' t' same wenches who wouldn't pay me a seconds notice before. but as a rich man, they have come t' take a likin' t' me.
Curse ye
Jev
- alpinist0
Dear Jevad -
Isn't that ghey hat you keep wearing (the one with the visor) actually from the women's aisle?
Fess up, fucknut.
ejr
- jevad0
Dear Jevad -
Isn't that ghey hat you keep wearing (the one with the visor) actually from the women's aisle?
Fess up, fucknut.
ejr
alpinist
(Nov 15 05, 17:41)Dear Al
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Love
Jev
- cosmo0
hmmm. who are you jevad? r u a paranoid android?
- ********0
I've added poop to the site. This one..
*drop
- spendogg0
Dear Jevad,
Why is it everyday at 3:30 I want to run up to some random teenager and scare the shit out of them? Fuckin arrogant bastards, think they know everything.Sam the Screamapillar