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A new law was passed in gruntt's neck of the woods that he's soer about.
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
- mrdobolina0
gruntt is rotating the tires on his house this weekend.
- mr_snuggles0
Gruntt has a secret room in his house which contains nothing but reserve cases of Gennesee Cream Ale, sausage and autographed pictures of tubgirl..
- radar0
gruntt failed the Pepsi challange because he kept choosing Michelob.
- zuna0
grunt carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
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Gruntt everyday language:
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"
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gruntt is rotating the tires on his house this weekend.
mrdobolina
(Aug 11 05, 07:26)tee heheheehe rofl that's a good one lol
- radar0
gruntt has a goat for a lawnmower.
- zuna0
grunt thinks dual air bags refers
to his wife and mother-in-law.
- zuna0
grunt voted for bush.
ohhh burrnn!
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gruntt once started a one man band but the only instrument he knew how to play was the skin flute.
and he sucked.
- paraselene0
gruntt once started a one man band but the only instrument he knew how to play was the skin flute.
and he sucked.
kOna
(Aug 11 05, 07:31)i think you'll find he blew...
- zuna0
gruntt has been on the Jerry Springer show three times
- men who love their sister- men who think they are men but are actually women that love their sister
- and women that were men that love their sisters mother
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gruntt once started a one man band but the only instrument he knew how to play was the skin flute.
and he sucked.
kOna
(Aug 11 05, 07:31)i think you'll find he blew...
paraselene
(Aug 11 05, 07:33)blaw?
- mrdobolina0
gruntt has yosemite sam mudflaps on his truck.
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gruntt's truck can safely drive over a 55 gallon drum
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gruntt doesn't drive a truck he drives a tractor to work
- mrdobolina0
gruntt can play dueling banjos on the juice harp...
hahahaha
- mr_snuggles0
I know gruntt has always considered himself to be a funny guy, but there needs to be some clarification, being funny looking and having a funny body odour doesn't equal being humourous or witty...
- zuna0
gruntt thinks fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.