NT Roast: Thursday
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- mrdobolina0
gruntt uses the term "High Falutin" hourly.
- mg330
Gruntt wears maxi pads in his white boxer briefs to eliminate the oh-so-troublesome skidmark.
- ********0
Gruntt's neck is so red it's blue.
- radar0
Gruntt refers to the mouse for his computer as a critter.
- ********0
gruntt once tried holding up a mcdonalds with a caulk gun
- ********0
gruntt has every episode of 'hee haw' on tape.
- zuna0
gruntt thinks foriegn websites are 'over yonder'.
- Jaline0
My brain's not working quite well today, so I'm just gonna say...
Grant is all out, drastic, excessive, extremist, fanatical, far-out, gone, immoderate, kinky, outlandish, outré, rabid, radical, revolutionary, too much, and too-too.
Plus, he's ultra, mega, megaroni, wicked cool.
- mrdobolina0
LASERDISC™, Kona
- ********0
Gruntt so ugly, he once tried out for 'The Dukes of Hazzard' as a double for Uncle Jessie's goat.
- gruntt0
betamax y'all
- ********0
gruntt follows 'The Ten Commandments of Grits'
1. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
2. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits; for this is blasphemy.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits.
4. Thou shalt only use Salt, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits.
5. Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits.
6. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
7. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
8. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
9. Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either.
10. Thou shalt not put sugar or syrup on thy Grits.
- radar0
gruntt thinks the CD-Rom tray on his tower is a beer holder.
- zuna0
grunt closes all NT posts with 'GIT - R - DONE'
- ********0
grunt closes all NT posts with 'GIT - R - DONE'
zuna
(Aug 11 05, 07:22)+1
- ********0
gruntt once woke up from a fight with a black eye and three hickeys.
- ********0
When gruntt takes a flight he's sure to ask the stewardess for boiled peanuts not the honey ones.
:)
- mrdobolina0
Jethro Tull played gruntt's homecoming dance.
- ********0
When asked to develop a website using Flash, gruntt went to work naked only with a overcoat on occasionally showing his computer the goods.
- zuna0
grunt has been married three times and still have the same in-laws.