NT Roast: Thursday
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- gruntt0
grunt voted for bush.
ohhh burrnn!
zuna(Aug 11 05, 07:31)
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I once stayed at gruntt's house. I told him that I've gotta' leak in my guestroom's bathroom sink.
grunttt said, "go ahead".
- zuna0
gruntt has to use a weedeater in his bedroom.
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gruntt brings a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
- zuna0
on his belt buckle it says GRUNTT RAWKS!
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last week gruntt mowed his lawn and found where he had placed his other three cars that don't run.
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gruntt uses his living room furniture for lawn chairs during the summer
- zuna0
there is a damn good reason gruntt lives in the heart of nascar country.
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off topic:
zuna. in less than four days you went from my shit list to my "a" list.
funny stuff man.
back on topic:
gruntt's idea of 'fish n chips' is a nice carp and some pringles.
- mr_snuggles0
grunnt spends so much time on NT that every other Friday he checks his mailbox for a pay cheque from Folkert...
- mr_snuggles0
on his belt buckle it says GRUNTT RAWKS!
zuna(Aug 11 05, 07:48)
That's funny, the last time I saw him, his belt buckle had an arrow pointing downwards with type saying "GRUNTT'S CAWK"
- zuna0
/word. kOna.
gruntt has been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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For the longest time gruntt thought that Andy Griffith was Jesus.
- gruntt0
For the longest time gruntt thought that Andy Griffith was Jesus.
JazX(Aug 11 05, 07:57)
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LMAO!
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gruntt was 15 minutes late to his wedding cause a three stooges marathon was on tv.
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Hey ya' know Mayberry is the sh*t yo!
;)
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after his wedding they released 8 white doves. gruntt quickly ran to his truck and pulled out his 12-guage.
he downed 4 of the birds.
they ate like kings that night.
- zuna0
the KKK kicked gruntt out for being a bigot.
- radar0
gruntt has scars on his kness from the dried buggars under his desk.
- radar0
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