NT Roast: Thursday
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- ********0
gruntt's house is built out of okra from his Caroliiiiiiiiiiinuh plantation
- mayo0
gruntt confessed to me that his third bunghole regularly has yeast infections that taste like lemon jello garnished with mint sprigs.
- radar0
mmmmmmmm.
gruntt confessed to me that his third bunghole regularly has yeast infections that taste like lemon jello garnished with mint sprigs.
mayo
(Aug 11 05, 08:03)
- ********0
in 2001 gruntt was the official translator for george w. bush and his bushisms.
- zuna0
gruntts child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
- ********0
in 2001 gruntt was the official translator for george w. bush and his bushisms.
kOna
(Aug 11 05, 08:04)LOL
- mr_snuggles0
gruntt considers masterbation to be one of the worst cardinal sins...
unless it's with his left hand...
- mayo0
gruntt doesn't know how to use a proportion wheel.
- mr_snuggles0
gruntt was the only guy at Burning Man last year whom was told to put his clothes back on and get off the peyote...
- ********0
gruntt not only designed but operates Landonland.
- mrdobolina0
gruntt changes his oil over a sewer in k-marts parking lot.
- zuna0
gruntts most common responses is ' What the F*ck is the Internet!?'
- mayo0
when gruntt goes fishing, he can't catch anything (those were his wife's catches he took pictures with).
Okay, hold on, i feel the caffeine kicking in. i should get better in a few.
- mrdobolina0
gruntt goes dynamite fishing.
- ********0
some of gruntt's many crimes were committed at the Piggly Wiggly and Winn Dixie. Both for public indecency. All at the ripe age of 29.
- jdcomba0
gruntt is a hippy
- mayo0
when gruntt orders salad at a restaurant, he asks for "The dressing of a thousand islands" in his Antonio Banderas accent.
- mr_snuggles0
gruntt is Jessica Simpson's body double in the new Dukes of Hazzard movie...
sorry, my bad he's actually the body double for Boss Hogg
- blaw0
gruntt fishes using only a landing net.
