NT Roast: Thursday
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- mayo0
see? he was asking,"Honey, do you want me to clean the fish you caught? may i use the knife that doesn't have the safety? all the guys are watching..."
- blaw0
gruntt is the inspiration for the phrase "redheaded stepchild".
- radar0
he was also arrested for drunk in public, and didn't get resisting arrest or attacking a police officer until they took away his walkman playing Kenny Loggins.
- blaw0
gruntt has 'HTML' and 'ASPX' jailhouse tattooed across his nuckles.
- blaw0
gruntt's favorite color is 'ocean breeze'.
- radar0
gruntt's favorite color is 'ocean breeze'.
blaw
(Aug 11 05, 08:33)No thats his favorite cocktail at Red Lobster.
- blaw0
gruntt doesn't hold his appearance against mother nature.
- blaw0
gruntt's first job was with the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow putting vaseline in Stretch-o's holes.
- ********0
gruntt's wife ordered a 'bahama mama' and gruntt thought he was about to get into a great threesome.
little did he know bahama mama is a foo foo drink.
- cosmo0
gruntt i love ya.
thanks for the lovely dinner last night. yes, dinky's soul was in for a night.
- zuna0
gruntt and cosmo sittin in a tree...
- mrdobolina0
gruntt is a girl-drink-drunk.
- Jaline0
--1 = gruntt
- zuna0
What do you get when you have 32 GRUNTTS in a room?
- zuna0
A full set of teeth.
- mayo0
he's called gruntt because when he has a strenuous poop, he makes gruntting noises like the mating call of the three-toed sloth. "gruntt" is just easier to say.
- mrdobolina0
haha
- zuna0
how many GRUNTTS does it take to screw in a light bulb???
- zuna0
Just one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.
- ********0
gruntt's dog once puked after watching gruntt eat.