NT Roast: Thursday
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one day a many years ago gruntt runs into his house and proclaims, "i've found the girl that i'm gonna marry! and she's a virgin!"
incensed, his father pounded his fist on the table.
"there's no way you'll marry that girl! if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours!"
- paraselene0
gruntt requires only seven bodily orifices in order to smoke an entire pack of marlboros simultaneously.
- zuna0
grunts name originated from his short run in gay porn, the name just stuck.
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when gruntt got married he tied empty skoal cans from his rear bumper as he left the church.
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gruntt once took a siphon hose to show-and-tell
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gruntts beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in his home town
- jdcomba0
grunnt hangs out with the hippies in ashville
- mrdobolina0
gruntt thinks watching pro wrestling is foreplay.
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grunnt is so nondescript, that I have no words for it.
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gruntt thinks watching pro wrestling is foreplay.
mrdobolina
(Aug 11 05, 07:08)HAHAHAHA!
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Gruntt swallows his Carolina tobacco. His learned that from watching his mother as a child.
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Instead of lube, Gruntt uses BBQ sauce. His wife doesn't like it.
:P
- mrdobolina0
gruntt wore hip-waders to his wedding.
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Gruntt, visits New York City for the first time, he goes to a highbrow cocktail party. He approaches a group of people on the balcony and with his brightest, friendliest smile, says, "Hello, where are y'all from?" A woman turns to him slowly, fixes her with an icy stare and replies haughtily, "We are from where one does not end a sentence with a preposition." Gruntt, slightly taken aback, nevertheless does not miss a beat, "Oh! Well, then... where are y'all from, Bitch?
- zuna0
gruntts great grandfather is a sasquatch. pictured here;
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that was my joke bitch.
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:)
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gruntt's sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown
- zuna0
snap.. i didnt see that...
sorry, I mean kOnas grandfather is sasquatch.
;)
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oops. not you zuna. jazx.