Oh the Irony.....
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- waynepixel0
PVN. Speaks the truth.
Not to sure about QBN. his a bit doggy.
- todelete__20
rasko you had me at inate..... you had me at inate.
- MX_OnD0
here ye go Rand
- Kuz0
a) Dude. we gotta like scare all these peoples , you know, so they stop sodomising and shit. You know, eugh sodomising?
b) hey lets tell em this story about God destroying the world with this ginormous flood and all the righteous people got saved
a) are you crazy noone will buy that BULLSHIT
b) why not?
a) for starters, why did all the animals get saved?
b) ummm, we'll just say some dude, lets say his name is noah (the pre-judaen mythical figure who also had some flood shit to deal with). Let's say noah built this gigantic boat and put ALL the animals in the entire world in it
a) oh come on now - people aren't THAT stupid
b) yeah u're right. We'll say just two of each
a) that's cool, but noone will buy that crap either
b) why not?
a) don't u know anything about genetics???? 2 of each animal?? that'll lead to some mutant species! and u know we've already told them that evolution is a lie
b) mmm that is a problem. But wait, why not just say - God can pull that shit?
a) perfect!
- hiroshima0
oh you see discipler! how people are arguing about the truth in the Bible and you are arguing about the truth in Da Vinci code???
so ironic!
hee hee
- GeorgiePorgie0
I do not hide your righteousness in my heart; I speak of your faithfulness and salvation. I do not conceal your love and your truth from the great assembly.
Psalm 40:9
- Anarchitect0
lol@kuz
I like to think God wearing a tshirt with 'Deeze Nutz'on it.
- Rand0
haha thanks
- Kuz0
ahahaha!
yeah discipler, I'm convinced! And you say Da Vinci code is fictitious?
ahahahahahaaa!!!
- discipler0
You read quickly.
and seem quite scholastically honest.
- Chimp0
why isnt jedi a religion?
- discipler0
It is, it's just usually called Zen Buddhism.
- Kuz0
scholastically honest?
ummmyes.
so if there were only two of each animals. What did the animals eat? the lions ate straw right?
silly christian :)
- moth0
You don't have to swear on the bible in Court.
- fawn0
i didn't read much of this thread but i get the impression disipler believes in noahs ark?
- discipler0
kuz, such tired objections have been answered. Take some time if you care enough, and research it. I've provided you with some excellent resources. :)
- Kuz0
dude, that is some questionable science going on there. Very very questionable, and circumstancial science.
- opiate0
"discipler why do you only EVER POST when it's a fucking religious thread "
Spot on. Don't push your snipe hunting propoganda. You are not right, I am not right. Just shut up.