Oh the Irony.....
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a) Dude. we gotta like scare all these peoples , you know, so they stop sodomising and shit. You know, eugh sodomising?
b) hey lets tell em this story about God destroying the world with this ginormous flood and all the righteous people got saved
a) are you crazy noone will buy that BULLSHIT
b) why not?
a) for starters, why did all the animals get saved?
b) ummm, we'll just say some dude, lets say his name is noah (the pre-judaen mythical figure who also had some flood shit to deal with). Let's say noah built this gigantic boat and put ALL the animals in the entire world in it
a) oh come on now - people aren't THAT stupid
b) yeah u're right. We'll say just two of each
a) that's cool, but noone will buy that crap either
b) why not?
a) don't u know anything about genetics???? 2 of each animal?? that'll lead to some mutant species! and u know we've already told them that evolution is a lie
b) mmm that is a problem. But wait, why not just say - God can pull that shit?
a) perfect!