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- donal0
why do black people limp?
because their KNEE GROWS.
- DavidFelt0
A man walks into a bar....
He has a serious drink problem that is tearing his family apart
- ********0
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
- ********0
What did the deaf,, dumb, and blind little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
Cancer.
- blaw0
a sandwich walks into a bar. the bartender says, "sorry we don't serve food in here."
- bull0
What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
- Peter0
Someone mentioned:
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
yet?
- blaw0
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
- rasko40
why do black people put mustard on their twix?
so they dont bite their fingers.
- donal0
jesus christ, don't let "son" read this thread!
- chossy0
oh come on that was funny. If you get offended by that then you are lost.
This scottish guy dropped a penny he bent down to catch it and it hit hiim on the back of the head.
- ********0
how do you drown a person of african descent?
...naw
- k0na_an0k0
i don't know why i laghed at half of those.... but i did.
good show.
- ********0
What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
- ********0
How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are the light bulb.
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What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?
He enters Nerdvana.
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Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
Because Buddhists don't have any soul.
- its_only_me0
Whats the difference between a nun praying and a nun in the bath?
One has hope in her soul....
- bliznutty0
what is the difference b/w a prostitute w/ diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
-- one shucks b/w fits.
- donal0
Whats the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
theres 20 of them.
- 5timuli0
Two men in a bar talking. One says "I'm having the best sex of my life just now, I've just started shagging twins!"
"Really? How can you tell them apart?"
"Oh, her brother's got a moustache."
- bliznutty0
what's better than humping a hot 10-yr old girl?
humping two hot 5-yr olds