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- chossy0
what is going on why the hell did you say bears is bears a new term for ........ och what are you guys saying.
- clone0
bears -
gay big furry men
- taragee0
chossy is chopped!!!
- mattyd0
a bunch of firefighters rush to an apartment set ablaze. the fire chief sends his two best men in to try and quell the fire. after a half hour they still havent returned. the chief gets worried and decides he better run in. once he gets into a burning room, he notices his two men butt-fucking each other. 'what the fuck is going on here???' the chief yells. 'well, sir, mccarthy was suffering from smoke inhalation,' one of the firefighters says. 'why didnt you just give him mouth-to-mouth?' the chief responds. the fighter then yells, 'WHAT DO YOU THINK STARTED THIS SHIT?!'
- chossy0
A gay a lesbian and a straight person all go into a bar............
they have a great night.
- RevoltOne0
Lets play carpenter, first we'll get hammered and then I'll nail ya.
- mattyd0
lets play army, ill lie down and you blow the hell out of me.
- chossy0
Up in the attic where the lamp light flickers, I lost my watch and you lost your.........
yamagochi toy.
- taragee0
:O EARMUFFS!
- RevoltOne0
HAHA!
- whoohaa0
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
- chossy0
yeah stop being filthy guys my jokes are clean yours are full of teh inuendo.
- whoohaa0
There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The man said, "No Shit!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass.
- clone0
whats big red and eats rocks?
a big red rock eater
- taragee0
whats brown and stcky?
A STICK!
- clone0
LOL tara
- mattyd0
how many ears does davey crocket have?
3. a left ear. a right ear. and a wild frontier (works better when said). ill just go ahead and boo myself now.
- whoohaa0
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
- clone0
what gets wet as it dries
a towel
- clone0
what goes up to the house but never comes in
the sidewalk