coworker revenge
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- airey0
if the ydrive to work get hold of some pigs blood and pour it into the window seals or air intake seams at the base of the front window. the smell will never ever go and you can't actually get to it to clean it out. gold.
- mg330
that was confusing airey, I thought you were saying Y:\ drive, thought maybe that was something with a MAC or something, but wondering why you'd put blood in a computer.
- k0na_an0k0
put pigs blood into his computer through the pigs blood port.
- kumori040
"...but wondering why you'd put blood in a computer."
THAT'S IT!
- airey0
yeah i meant a car (just in case anyone taking the piss is actually serious...)
- mg330
speaking of computer blood, I hope I get off my ass soon and do a submission for threadless, should do it this weekend to be up for that cash.
- brozilla0
not a work prank, but a good one none the less...
Upper Decker:
Take/put a shit in the upper part of some ones toilet, where the clean water is. Every time the tolite flushes the bowl fills with duddie water...with that oh so sweet smell. they will never think to look in the upper part of the toilet.
- mxhxr100
thumbtack on their chair. who really looks at their chair b4 sitting down.
- ghandolf0
RE: pour a bit of tabasco sauce on the seat.
"completely undetecteble unless it kills them and csi crime comes in."
k0na_an0k
(Jan 27 05, 12:53)...funniest thing I've read in a week...
....made me spit beer out my mouth...
- airey0
arsenic on the keys? they will touch the keys, think it's simply damp and (maybe) sniff their fingers for a quick kill.
- ghandolf0
Use your printer to create a "Preferred Customer Credit Voucher" sales gimmick. The rest of the copy informs the holder of a $10 credit toward a "full body massage with complete fulfillment by one of our.." (use your imagination to fill in the various 'options' that the 'maiden' will/could use to satisfy the customer.)
If he has a secretary, send it to her with his name on it. If he's married, send it to his home with a little perfume sprinkled on it.
- ricstultz0
damn... these threads just keep getting fumnnier today.
- -kappa-0
You can steal his/her stationary one at a time each day.
But tape it under their desk so it's been there all along.
- ghandolf0
..Or how about....
Put an ad on the internets, or in local alternative lifestyle magazine/newspapers that says..
"FREE
Talk Your Dirtiest For One Minute""Call this number and say the dirtiest, most perverted thing you can think of... my friend and I will outdo you. ...Bambi"
Name.... Home Phone No...
The publication or posting delay on the ad will take a couple of days and they will never susupect you.
He will have to change his phone number.
- airey0
join all his/her paperclips together. it's childish but dang it shits people.
- BigDee0
when he/she isnt looking, grab their mobile phone and change the language on it to arabic or turkish.
Its a bitch tryin to put it back ;-)
Then do all the laxitive stuff too, just for fun
- mg330
Does he have an iPod?
Yes?
Okay, so smash it.
- mattyd0
the one requires some time, but my buddies from harvard did this:
get about 500 little dixie cups. fill them half way with water, then in his office, place them down one by one all over the place. cover his desk, his chair, make sure not spot on the floor is uncovered then close the office door. when he opens the door he has two options: he can either a) step on them or b) pick each and every one of them up and have to dump out the water before he throws the cups out. extra points if he needs something in his office in a hurry,
- kumori040
My friend did this at his firm and freaked his co-worker out:
Slyly plug in your USB keyboard and mouse into one of his ports. When he's working, start controlling his mouse. If you know how to launch a text editor from your keyboard, launch it and start typing "You're going to die!" he'll think a ghost has posessed his machine.
- cindsoo0
My friend did this at his firm and freaked his co-worker out:
Slyly plug in your USB keyboard and mouse into one of his ports. When he's working, start controlling his mouse. If you know how to launch a text editor from your keyboard, launch it and start typing "You're going to die!" he'll think a ghost has posessed his machine.
kumori04
(Jan 27 05, 17:17)
i am doing this tomorrow, omg. i cant wait. thank you you actually made me excited to go to work tomorrow. and anzelina i also work in this "open" office and it drives me crazy. i feel ya.