coworker revenge
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- anzelina
let's just imagine that i have a coworker who makes snide mal-intentioned comments all the time, making my life at the office miserable.
plan a revenge. something that i could actually get away with...
- GreedoLives0
loosen the screws on his/her chair so it falls apart next time he/she leans back
- danthon0
sign his email up to some questionable newsletters and sites that may be deemed inapropriate
- anzelina0
good good, keep em coming.
- cindsoo0
put a drop of visine in her coffee i hear its the ultimate laxative and no one will know cuz hey all you have is a bottle of visine.
- ourcommon0
easy - re-arrange the keys on his keyboard.
just pop em off - and re-arrange.
- lvl_130
pull the ram out of their machine. put it back in so it appears to be in, but is only sitting in there loosely.
- GreedoLives0
the fuckers at the office here did this to me: put scotch tape in all usb connectors so there's no power going to the peripherals. you know somethings wrong, but you'd really have to inspect the plugs carefully to figure it out. however, if it is figured out, it's blatantly clear that sabotage was involved.
- k0na_an0k0
if he/she has a dark colored chair, after he/she leaves work pour a bit of tabasco sauce on the seat.
the next morning after it dries, oh, maybe after an hour or so the tabasco will seep through his/her pants making their ass and legs on fire without staining their pants.
completely undetecteble unless it kills them and csi crime comes in.
- blackspade0
whats 'snide' ?
- raybolger20
fish in the drawer
- blackspade0
thanks im a dumbass
- blackspade0
stink palm.
google: mallrats
- anzelina0
the thing about the GENIUS visine idea is that the office has one unisex bathroom and i don't want to be smelling that all day.
how long does it take to kick in?
- blackspade0
SHIT BREAK ! lol
- mrdobolina0
change the location of the signature file in their email to somewhere on the office LAN. periodically change it to suit your mood.
- cindsoo0
just a general prank , might be hard to pull off in the office but if you unscrew the faucet of the sink and put a beef bouillon cube up there. next time someone goes to wash there hands, its a miracle, beef soup!
- hiphoprelic0
Soak the seat of his/her chair with water.
Use a spray bottle for maximum results and minimum detectabilty.
Also works best with dark colored chair.
- save0
A photographer came into work to show me his portfolio, and his business card was a round block of cheese inside a film container, and his details were wrapped around the cheese.
That was four years ago and I still have it. Once, I left it behind someones monitor and for a day he couldn't figure where the smell was coming from. Even when its closed the smell lingers for at least a couple of days....
So my advice is buy something very smelly and leave it hidden on his desk. Geeze, I'm getting bored of typing....yadda yadda....yadda
- MX_OnD0
Change a couple of their fonts with Fontographer so that the characters map to the wrong keys....
If you work on PC (and so does your co-worker) this one is particularly nasty....
open your windows explorer and put this into the address bar
\\co-workersComputerName\c$now you have full access to their C drive AND of course their temporary internet folder.... nothing like a wee bit of porn dropped in there to get the shit hitting the fan....