coworker revenge
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- cindsoo0
the thing about the GENIUS visine idea is that the office has one unisex bathroom and i don't want to be smelling that all day.
how long does it take to kick in?
anzelina(Jan 27 05, 12:57)
i think pretty fast, i heard about somone using it on an airplane, how much does that suck, mainly for the passengers.
- anzelina0
you guys this thread is cheering me up so much!
- QuincyArcher0
do you have a wireless speaker? hide it in his room(in the drop down ceiling works well) and have it broadcast something just loud enough for him to barely hear it.
I did that to a dude in school. drove him nuts
- canuck0
Get a buddy to call up your coworker, tell them they are interested in hiring them, go to the extreme of having them intervied, offer a crazy salary, and have them quit their current job for a job that does not exist. Well it does exist, its an abandoned warehouse.
okay that is just way to damn elaborate. Forget it.
- mg330
...you unscrew the faucet of the sink and put a beef bouillon cube up there. next time someone goes to wash there hands, its a miracle, beef soup!
cindsoo
(Jan 27 05, 12:59)
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that's the funniest thing I've ever read! ;D
- cindsoo0
...you unscrew the faucet of the sink and put a beef bouillon cube up there. next time someone goes to wash there hands, its a miracle, beef soup!
cindsoo
(Jan 27 05, 12:59)
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that's the funniest thing I've ever read! ;D
mg33(Jan 27 05, 13:06)
its even funnier to watch
- mg330
canuck that would rule, it would be like a movie.
- hiphoprelic0
Change his desktop wallpaper to a giant tubgirl pic when he's out to lunch.
or
Turn on his computer sound scheme in control panel and switch the sounds to really anoying/incriminating noises.
Sheep sounds and long farts work well.
- mg330
Fill all their desk drawers with red jello and earthworms.
- mg330
cindsoo I used to dom something similiar, but with a black olive slice.
- GreedoLives0
i'd hold off on the visine idea
http://www.snopes.com/toxins/vis…
- cindsoo0
cindsoo I used to dom something similiar, but with a black olive slice.
mg33(Jan 27 05, 13:09)
i'll have to try that one out.
- cindsoo0
i'd hold off on the visine idea
www.snopes.com/toxins/...
GreedoLives(Jan 27 05, 13:11)
OH NO!! i've never tried it, just heard from my boss actually. sorry.
- mg330
Haha, how about a drawer stuffed full of fried bacon with a board underneath and a spring that makes it explode in their face.
They'd be mad, for a moment, but then excited, because who doesn't get excited at the site of that much free bacon?
- GreedoLives0
how about just confronting them and telling them you don't appreciate their tone? could be they don't even realize it. it IS email...no facial expressions included.
- k0na_an0k0
The active ingredient in Visine eye drops is Tetrahydrozoline HCl 0.05%. Swallowing this substance can result in a number of nasty effects, including:
* Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels
* Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely
* Blurring vision
* Causing nausea and vomiting
* Elevating and then dropping blood pressure
* Causing seizures or tremors
* Sending the ingester into a comaperfect. do it.
- mg330
So it's okay to put in the eyes, but not on the tongue? Doesn't everything end up in the same place anyways?
Doesn't make much sense.
- bukka0
Well you could open a can of tuna and tape it up in the bottom corner of their desk, or inside a drawer, couldn't see it and wait for a couple days.
**Down side I guess the office would smell but it would smell the worst at their desk.
- grafholic0
i wonder what'll happen if you put a drop of Visine and liquid acid in a cup of coffee/tea...
- hiphoprelic0
You could always just kick his ass.