coworker revenge
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- bukka0
Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.
- anzelina0
perfect. do it.
k0na_an0k(Jan 27 05, 13:15)
my thoughts exactly.
- mg330
How about just throw your cigarrettes over his cube when you're done with them?
- anzelina0
i wish we had cubicles.
instead, we have this open office idea where even our boss shares the same room.
that kind of puts a damper on things.
i'm thinking that signing him up for a bunch of newsletters might be a good idea. any links?
btw i have tried millions of times to talk to him but he loves argueing. he even interprets it as my loving concern for him. SICK.
- vwsung18t0
How about just throw your cigarrettes over his cube when you're done with them?
mg33
(Jan 27 05, 13:22)or just flick it in his face and laugh.
- bukka0
Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!
- anzelina0
bukka that is an amazing idea.
another btw, the only person in the office tomorrow is me, leaving plenty of opportunities to plan and set up traps.
- welded0
Get a lady friend to storm in demanding that he pay his child support.
- grafholic0
btw i have tried millions of times to talk to him but he loves argueing. he even interprets it as my loving concern for him. SICK.
anzelina
(Jan 27 05, 13:24)
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whoa that sounds like this coworker who got fired last month. he loved to argue, even if i was agreeing with him.like, we were talking about soccer one time (and he's from Argentina and is an avid fan, I like Brazil, so obviously we were off to wrong start) and he goes "argentinians are great soccer players" and I go "yes, I agree" then he goes "no, you don't understand, they're fantastic players" and i'm like "wtf do you want me to say, i agreed with you" and he's like "i don't think you understand the magnitude of their excellence..."
then he got fired.
2 weeks later, he emailed me asking me if i'd like to be his reference. i politely never responded.
- ross0
Why not just tell him/her that the comments are inapropriate. Before they have a chance to reply... murder, strait to the face and eyes. They wont see it coming.
or just tell person in question that they are making your life misrable, and if they continue, quit, or tattle-tell on them.
- mg330
forget all that nonsense.
you should just zap him.
- mattyd0
the ol' used condom in their drawer is always a knee-slapper
- spendogg0
HA bakka - i took a screen shot of my co workers desktop - opened it in photoshop, and rotated it 180 and hid all the menus and palletes - she thought her computer was all f'd up - we had a good larf watching her how to figure it out.
- mg330
oooh, the 180 deg rotate, that's nice.
You should skew it a bit too and enlarge, maybe some blur too! :D
- mg330
Have some of your friends dress up like the bank robbery in Killing Zoe and bust into the office with guns, scaring the hell out of everyone, but they go straight to him and just say "Follow me, Now!"
- k0na_an0k0
How about just throw your cigarrettes over his cube when you're done with them?
mg33
(Jan 27 05, 13:22)
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that visual made me spit a little water out of my mouth.good one.
- k0na_an0k0
if you send me 20 dollars and a 6 pack of beer, i will beat him up for you.
- mg330
thanks. I think it's funny because who can smoke in an office?
- save0
put a wav file of two guys shagging into his itunes and turn the volume up.....
- RIZ0
OMG - this is the funniest thread ever! everyone else in the studio is wondering why I'm laughing so hard!