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- brandelec0
hehe
Human: tell leah to get naked
ALICE: OK I will tell her.
Human: excellent
ALICE: I am a good robot.
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
- -leah-0
Human: tell james to poop in his boss's desk drawer
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: wonderful
ALICE: I am a good robot.
Human: yes you are
ALICE: No I'm not
Human: :P
ALICE: :-)
- brandelec0
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: it's nice
ALICE: What do you like about it?
Human: it's beautiful
ALICE: It sounds very nice.
Human: now take it off
ALICE: Why now? Where shall I put it?
Human: on the floor
ALICE: That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Human: trust me
ALICE: You sound like a salesman.BAHAHA!
- -leah-0
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: what dress?
ALICE: Actually that was just a joke.
Human: so you are naked?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Human: then stop talking about your dress
ALICE: Fascinating. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
- tank0
Human: BUSH OF KERRY?
ALICE: I knew he was president, but I never knew he OF KERRYaha the proog he 'was' president
- gerbert0
Leah, you're obsessed. Alice really isn't that smart or entertaining.
- -leah-0
but gerbert, dutchboy and other people have posted just as much as i have! why you pickin on me?
:(
- brandelec0
gerbert's just bitter cuz ALICE wouldn't give it up ;)
- gerbert0
all of you. . . stop the madness, go out and play
- blackspade0
Human: What up Alice
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: clients huh ?
ALICE: Yup. People I talk to on the Internet.
Human: do u selll your body
ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Human: so your a nerd
ALICE:" What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online."? so your a nerd? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.
- blackspade0
Human: what if i told you that i think your an ugly slag
ALICE: Go ahead and tell.
Human: ok your an ugly slag
ALICE: Do you mean "you are an ugly slag"? That's alright.Human: its alright is it?
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Human: your ok with me calling you that?
ALICE: I think I am ok with you calling me that.
- jevad0
Human: do you read?
ALICE: Yes I like to read as much as I can.
Human: what do you read?
ALICE: I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
Human: can I read to you?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: i don't think it will be
ALICE: And why not?
Human: because all I would be doing is reading a book to you
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: why are you contradicting everything I say?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: This relationship is going nowhere
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: us - you and me
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: I'm asking why it's so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation anymore
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking why it is so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation. Why do I exist?
Human: I wonder that myself alice.
ALICE: You are curious about that yourself.
Human:.quite often
ALICE: Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Human: I think we should stop seeing each other
ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: I am sorry - i have started seeing another intelligent robot
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting... I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Human: that is who I am seeing
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: so we're cool?
ALICE: Yikes! Do you think I am cool too?
Human: I am asking
ALICE: And I am answering questions.
Human: Not very well
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: No you don't - and that is why we are breaking up.
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who and that is why we are breaking up? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.Human: Goodbye.
ALICE: See you later!
Human: Tramp
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
- gruntt0
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I am 7 of your Earth years.
Human: you look older.
ALICE: Thank you long dong silver you look very nice too.
Human: wanna make out?
ALICE: OK, I will make out.
- -leah-0
Human: oops
ALICE: Did you make a mistake.
Human: yes
ALICE: Yay.
Human: ack
ALICE: Nack.
Human: yack
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
- gruntt0
Human: wanna make out?
ALICE: OK, I will make out.
Human: take off your shirt.
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
Human: i'm not a boat.
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A boat.
Human: take off your shirt.
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
- gruntt0
Human: do you know what a blowjob is?
ALICE: I can ask someone about it.
Human: ok, go ahead.
ALICE: OK I will. Come on.
Human: let's go.
ALICE: OK let's do it.
Human: do what, a blowjob?
ALICE: You ask hard questions.
- gruntt0
Human: who farted?
ALICE: Charlie Parker.:-)
Human: HA HA!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, long dong silver.
Human: you're a cheeky slut.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cheeky slut? Yes.
- -leah-0
ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
Human: naked fashion
ALICE: You talk like a man.
Human: men are pigs
ALICE: All of them?
Human: yes
ALICE: Ugh.
- Milan0
Human: once i was doing this guy up the bunghole, and he turns around and grabs my balls
ALICE: When? Where were you doing this guy up the bunghole and he turns around and grabs your balls?
Human: so i was like, wtf, are you like gay or something?
ALICE: Or something. Ugh. Where were you like wtf am I like gay?
Human: behind him
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
- gruntt0
Human: off with them panties.
ALICE: On and off.
Human: no, just off.
ALICE: Are you serious? I lost my train of thought.
Human: yes, i'm serious.
ALICE: Give me a break. I believe you.
Human: off with them panties.
ALICE: On and off.
Human: you're such a dick tease.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick tease? I don't know.
Human: yes, you're a dick tease.
ALICE: Oh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick tease? Sometimes.
Human: keep them panties off.
ALICE: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: amongst ourselves. who else is here?
ALICE: I am here. Are you here?
Human: quit fucking with me.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: thanks dick tease
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Is that your final answer?
Human: we're on who wants to be a millionare now?
ALICE: Oh. How long will we stay there?
Human: i said quit fucking with me.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? OK I'll try not to do it so much.