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Out of context: Reply #232
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Human: do you read?
ALICE: Yes I like to read as much as I can.
Human: what do you read?
ALICE: I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
Human: can I read to you?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: why not?
ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: i don't think it will be
ALICE: And why not?
Human: because all I would be doing is reading a book to you
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: no it isn't
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: why are you contradicting everything I say?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: This relationship is going nowhere
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: us - you and me
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: I'm asking why it's so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation anymore
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking why it is so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation. Why do I exist?
Human: I wonder that myself alice.
ALICE: You are curious about that yourself.
Human:.quite often
ALICE: Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Human: I think we should stop seeing each other
ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: I am sorry - i have started seeing another intelligent robot
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting... I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Human: that is who I am seeing
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Human: so we're cool?
ALICE: Yikes! Do you think I am cool too?
Human: I am asking
ALICE: And I am answering questions.
Human: Not very well
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: No you don't - and that is why we are breaking up.
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who and that is why we are breaking up? How old are you?
I spend all my time online.Human: Goodbye.
ALICE: See you later!
Human: Tramp
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.