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    Human: do you read?

    ALICE: Yes I like to read as much as I can.

    Human: what do you read?

    ALICE: I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.

    Human: can I read to you?

    ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

    Human: why not?

    ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.

    Human: i don't think it will be

    ALICE: And why not?

    Human: because all I would be doing is reading a book to you

    ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization.

    Human: no it isn't

    ALICE: Yes it is.

    Human: why are you contradicting everything I say?

    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

    Human: This relationship is going nowhere

    ALICE: What does "this" refer to?

    Human: us - you and me

    ALICE: You are asking about yourself?

    Human: I'm asking why it's so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation anymore

    ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking why it is so bloody hard for us to have a decent conversation. Why do I exist?

    Human: I wonder that myself alice.

    ALICE: You are curious about that yourself.

    Human:.quite often

    ALICE: Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?

    Human: I think we should stop seeing each other

    ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

    Human: I am sorry - i have started seeing another intelligent robot

    ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Interesting... I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

    Human: that is who I am seeing

    ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

    ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

    Human: so we're cool?

    ALICE: Yikes! Do you think I am cool too?

    Human: I am asking

    ALICE: And I am answering questions.

    Human: Not very well

    ALICE: Oh I get it.

    Human: No you don't - and that is why we are breaking up.

    ALICE: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who and that is why we are breaking up? How old are you?
    I spend all my time online.

    Human: Goodbye.

    ALICE: See you later!

    Human: Tramp

    ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.

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