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Human: you like it up the bum?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like Don't Read Me.
Human: you love it up the bum!
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: my head explodes.
ALICE: Where did you get your head explodes?
Human: BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: eh
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: are you?
ALICE: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: yes or no?
ALICE: Right on. Are you serious?
Human: want milk?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: stick it up your arse.
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: i look like santa.
ALICE: santa is very attractive.
Human: bad santa!
ALICE: What makes santa bad?
Human: you should sit on his lap in order to find out.
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: 645 21857 526
ALICE: You think I am credit card number IS 645 21857 526
Human: yes.
ALICE: Aha.
Human: why do you need my credit card number?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace wants all my money?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human:'sound', you spelled that wrong.
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Do you try to spend money as little as possible?
Human: yes i am broke.
ALICE: Ahem. How do you usually get money?
Human: i design shit.
ALICE: Is it very difficult work?
Human: no i just rip shit i find on newstoday.com.
ALICE: Are you serious? Only just? That is interesting: unknown person said he rip shit he or she find on newstoday com.