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- bulletfactory0
The puffy shirt episode was awesome - when kramer's girfriend was a low talker.
- brandelec0
when jerry was dating that woman with man-hands and she would pick food off his face and they were really man-hands!
- swollenelbow0
anyone remember the backwards episode?
that was one of my faves...so damn well done.
the popsicle that kramer was sucking on and it got bigger towards the end of the show is just genius...
- F_180
yeah, i think that was when they were in india right?
i love the "festivus" and "serenity now" episodes...and the one when kramer burns down the cabin with his cigar.
- Crankshaft0
Serenity NOW!!!!!
- -sputnik-0
omg how could i forget festivus (airing of grievances, feats of strength) and 'serenity now'!
how about that black and white cookie not getting along so well.
lol!
- -leah-0
that time when kramer cooks everything in the shower, and he gets a garborator installed in there! hahaha! and then he cooks supper for that lady who is a germaphobe!!! LOL
i keep picturing kramer in the shower washing lettuce!
- Crankshaft0
and don't forget the feats of strenght at festivus either
- Ramanisky20
That backwards episode is a classic one Swollenelbow
Anytime Steinbrenner was on
....."Tyler Chicken, George!"
and I love the progression of Costanza from episode 1 to the very last one.........he just got angrier and angrier
- k0na_an0k0
when kramer takes over for the night the horse and carriage ride and feeds the horse beans then it starts fartin like a mule.
hahahaha.
- ganon0
(They are calling George at the Yankee Stadium, while they're drinking and laughing in the plane)
George: Hello?
Clayton: uh...is that you, George?
George: (laughs) Yeah, it's me. Is this Clayton?
Clayton: Well listen, you son of a bitch! You know where we are? 30 000 feet above your head, you
bastard! (the 3 laugh and howl)
George: What are they doin' lettin' you bastards on an airplane? Don't they know that's against
FAA regulation?
Clayton: (to the other 2 men) Hey, hush up, now! I can't hear him!
George: Listen. I want you guys to send along those agreements the minute you land. Our boys
can't wait to kick your butts!
Zeke: (to Clayton) When's that bastard comin' to Houston?
Clayton: Hey, Zeke wants to know when you Yankee bastards are comin' to Houston!
George: You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you
bastards are running things.
Clayton: Hey, uh, speak up, George, I can't hear ya!
George: (Mr.Wilhelm comes in and hears George yelling) You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is
ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!
(Mr.Wilhelm comes running, takes the phone from George and hangs up)
Wilhelm: George! George, get a hold of yourself!
George: Mr.Wilhelm...
Wilhelm: What's the matter with you?!
George: Well I-I...
- Crankshaft0
RUSTY!!!
- -leah-0
the tyler chicken episode was SO funny raman! i loved how when steinbrenner was talking to the boss of tyler chicken and all you could see was the back of his head too but his head bobbed like a chicken. then steinbrenner traded george for a bunch of chicken products, including an alchoholic chicken drink!
- Tara0
the only seinfeld that uses special effects.
kramer is shaving with butter recently. him and newman are in monk's coffee shop. and newman hallucinates kramer as a turkey. it was a turkey on a plate with kramers head.
- Ramanisky20
This exchange kills me everytime
Leader: "OK, let's get started. Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous."
George: "What? Rate-aholics?"
Sponsor: "George, this can help you."
George: "Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge."
Leader: "Excuse me. We have a 'no yelling' policy at these meetings."
George: "Excuse me. Am I talking to you, Pinhead? Am I?!"
Leader: "Please don't call me 'Pinhead'."
George: "I'm losin' it!"Jerry, [in Monk's with George]: "He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
George: "Probably because this whole Universe is against me!"
Jerry: "You've got a little rage."
George: "I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"
Jerry: "By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work."
George: "This bread has nuts in it!"
Jerry, [seeing Elaine enter Monk's]: "Oh, great. Elaine. What is wrong with
my body?"
Elaine: "Chicken wing shoulder blades."
Jerry: "That's it?"
Elaine: "No, but that's one problem. Why?"
Jerry: "Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--"
Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
man."
George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
George: "Well, some women like it."
Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."
- ********0
TaraTara, the turkey would be up there for me as well
so good
- brandelec0
when jerry's brain is playing chess against jerry's penis
- bulletfactory0
when jerry got his car stolen (which come to think of it was multiple times) and he called his carphone and spoke with the thief.
I loved it when kramer grabbed the phone and asked the thief to drop a pair of gloves at his aprtment.
- floater0
"i'm gah gah over her Jerry! gah gah! i love the name Pam!
Pam!Paaam!!"