seinfeld
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- -leah-
so i have been watching this show a lot lately, i used to watch it faithully years ago, and have probably seen every episode. anyways, i was wondering what some of your favorite moments are? because every time i talk about that show it cracks me up! and i think i need a good laugh this morning...
GO!
- gruntt0
that one with Kramer.
- johndiggity0
mulva.
- aleman0
"It's go time butter bean"
- algorithm0
Del Bolca Vista
- bulletfactory0
not bloody likely!
- bulletfactory0
"....... so drink hinnegans; because it has no smell, well, it'll be our little secret."
- -sputnik-0
kramerica and the giant ball of oil project (combined with helloooooo)
:)
- bulletfactory0
sorry, i am a seinfeld freak.......
"first he de-gifted, then he re-gifted, now he's using and upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp!"
- -leah-0
"if the vans a rockin, don't come a knockin"
and georges parents are doin it in the van in the park! LOL
- -leah-0
the infamous bro/manziere episode!
- -sputnik-0
lol! IMO, the best sight gag is when seinfeld walks into his apartment and finds kramer and newman making sausages, while some clichéd italian music is playing and they're sorta dancing with it.
i lose it every time!
- algorithm0
Serenity Now!!! I scream that from time to time.
- -leah-0
anytime jerry says "NEWMAN!"
bwahahahah!
hey sputnik how are ya?
- mg330
Best show ever.
Did you hear me?
I said BEST SHOW EVER!!
Love the one where Kramer falls asleep in the tanning bed and goes to meet the family of the African American girl he's dating.
Her father opens the door and says "I thought you said you were bringing over a nice white boy? But all I see here is a damned fool!!"LOL
Thanks for this thread! My mind is ravaged by trying to finish all my work at work by noon before leaving for San Francisco.
Viva la vacation!!!
- ourcommon0
SEINFELD ... 4
- tough-actin0
need i say ---the contest---
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- ganon0
GEORGE: The sea was angry that day, my friends, [pause] like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet out and, suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
JERRY: Mammal.
GEORGE: Whatever.
KRAMER: Then, what did you do next?
GEORGE: Then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him — face to face with the blowhole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in [reaches into his coat], felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [Pulls out his hand, then shows golf ball.]
KRAMER: Is that a Titleist?
GEORGE: [Nods.]
KRAMER: A hole in one, huh?
- ********0
when Kramer gets punched in the lip by "Jimmy" and is invited to sit at the head of the table with Mel Torme and finishes singing the last note of the song that Mel is singing..."youuuuuu"....cracks me up everytime.
- mg330
I like Newman screaming in that van when it's on fire.
- tough-actin0
Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out
or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home.
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