seinfeld
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- ganon0
"oh, the humanity!"
- bulletfactory0
"don't you see... there's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gabardine."
- -leah-0
"worlds collide! you're killing independant george!"
(or something like that, can't remember exactly how it goes...)
- tough-actin0
Elain dances
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- -sputnik-0
hey leah! all is well, working hard and anxiously awaiting the snow season :)
how about george and jerry "taking a vacation from themselves" by growing mustaches. lol!
- brandelec0
frank costanza: are you saying you want a piece of me?
elaine: i can drop you like a bag of dirt.
- bulletfactory0
Puddy, [staring into space, picks up the phone]: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."
Kramer: "Um, listen, you're a mechanic. Could you help me install a garbage
disposal?"
Puddy: "Well, it's a big job. You've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the
auxiliary drainage line."
Kramer: "No. It says 'main line'."
Puddy: "It's a misprint. What do you got, a Clarkman?"
- -sputnik-0
george and the frogger machine
elaine hating "the english patient"
costanza = can'tstandya
kramer installing the screen porch door
:)
- iDp0
There was one where Kramer was painting an extra line in the street...i just remember falling off the couch laughing.
- jevad0
soup nazi!!
- -sputnik-0
kramer getting jerry to bring back some "cubans" from miami
lol
- brandelec0
stella! STELLA!!!
- ganon0
Frank: It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
- bulletfactory0
Rochelle Rochelle
A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
- brandelec0
peterman: oh my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist
- acorado0
Babu! Your a very bad man, very bad!
- blueless0
Festivus for the rest of us!
GET THE POLE!
- -leah-0
when jerry steals that loaf of bread from that old lady and goes running down the street with it!
- -leah-0
the last episode was so beautiful though...brilliant!
they all go to jail for being such awful people!