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    (They are calling George at the Yankee Stadium, while they're drinking and laughing in the plane)

    George: Hello?

    Clayton: uh...is that you, George?

    George: (laughs) Yeah, it's me. Is this Clayton?

    Clayton: Well listen, you son of a bitch! You know where we are? 30 000 feet above your head, you

    bastard! (the 3 laugh and howl)

    George: What are they doin' lettin' you bastards on an airplane? Don't they know that's against

    FAA regulation?

    Clayton: (to the other 2 men) Hey, hush up, now! I can't hear him!

    George: Listen. I want you guys to send along those agreements the minute you land. Our boys

    can't wait to kick your butts!

    Zeke: (to Clayton) When's that bastard comin' to Houston?

    Clayton: Hey, Zeke wants to know when you Yankee bastards are comin' to Houston!

    George: You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you

    bastards are running things.

    Clayton: Hey, uh, speak up, George, I can't hear ya!

    George: (Mr.Wilhelm comes in and hears George yelling) You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is

    ever comin' to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!

    (Mr.Wilhelm comes running, takes the phone from George and hangs up)

    Wilhelm: George! George, get a hold of yourself!

    George: Mr.Wilhelm...

    Wilhelm: What's the matter with you?!

    George: Well I-I...

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