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ismith, did you miss your G - Train?
- inteliboy0
Things I've learnt this week:
90's startups will continue to have memorable, but ugly branding
Steven Spielberg is turning into an overly sentimental sappy bastard.
Everyone on the internet hates Apple, everyone in real life couldn't give a shit.
Pete Campbell is a bang on representation of what Account Guys are like.
Impressive cameras, matte boxes and multiple camera assists does not equal better images.
- e-pill0
i finally left hotel life for my own apartment ..
- GeorgesII0
aahahah
"I was standing in a rather long line at a big movie theatre in New York City. I noticed that there were a few people from the college that I go to in that line as well. I got impatient, so I decided to check out what was going on at the front of the line. Now I've not gone out of the house in about 3 weeks, so I have a full-on neckbeard and severe BO while dubstepping it out in a Metallica t-shirt and red underwear. At the front of the line was a man in what appeared to be Rampage-esque clothing with red hair begging the cashier to let him skimp on $0.21. I immediately went up to the man, and handed the cashier the money he needed. The man said, "THANK YOU, gOD!" That was when I snapped. I said, "Sir, there is no gOD, if gOD was real, then he would've paid for your meal. I'm better than gOD anyway because I actually exist." I asked the man to give me a free Mountain Dew because of my atheist beliefs, but he told me that Mountain Dew is banned in New York City. I wasn't going to settle for some theist Dr Pepper drink, so I stole a man's popcorn and threw it in his face and walked out. As I was leaving, the whole theatre just applauded me, and after I left, I even heard them shooting fireworks inside of the theatre to celebrate my atheist beliefs."
- CALLES0
I dont like True Blood one bit... But my girl does. so when she wants to see im like sure go ahead. i dont watch. i look at the wall and shit. but when i do catch a glimpse and see the horrible directional blur on the characters when they move fast it infuriates me so bad. i just cant
- GeorgesII0
just realized why my 960px x 140px banner was weighting 318mb,
yep, I'm looking at you smart object
- JG_LB0
can someone tell me what this "nsfl" animated gif is? i can't stop needing to know...
- http://4chanarchive.…JG_LB
- WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFpango
- hahascarabin
- ahh poor pango. this is killing me. i hate you scabJG_LB
- did not need to see thatautoflavour
- CanHasQBN0
I like the phrase "Yeah, I used to be like you". It's so condescending. I can't wait to use it again.
- i used to think thatmoldero
- :)moldero
- lol. I used to be like you, moldero.CanHasQBN
- ya i said that all the time just to make my self feel superior than others. lolpango
- i always liked, "i love your earlier work"scarabin
- yeah, i used to be like you. but then i gave upautoflavour
- or .. yeah i used to be like you, then i stole your identity and took out a loan. do you like my new boat?autoflavour
- sea_sea0
saw some hot cops today. oh man, if i was them, i would totally arrest me. lol
- im not a cop, but i would arrest you.moldero
- nice. hahasea_sea
- is it the uniforms?autoflavour
- because they can be rentedautoflavour
- these guys were hot, uniform or not i'm sure. :)sea_sea
- Why did the note "slap me" from sea_sea disappear? Did anyone else notice that?CanHasQBN
- i don't even remember where i wrote that... hmm. oh well. the qbn gawds, i mean mods, have spoken.sea_sea
- sidanderson0
Blog of these day.. Share and Like... http://androidsourcecode.spruz.c…
- GeorgesII0
ahahah no fuckn way,
finishing a layout for a web app,
boss comes in,
Hey, GIII, that would be cool if we already adapt the layout for the iphone5,
* head explodes
- bliznutty0
Going to Europe tomorrow!!
travelling to Prague, Munich (for Oktoberfest), around the countryside, then on to Amsterdam for a long weekend of partying
Peace out 'Merica!
- pango0
oh man... every site i go regularly is blocked in china except QBN.
I just arrived shanghai and went straight to the bar. as i was standing out side smoking random people kept coming up to me and ask if i want to hang out with their hot friend for the night or they have some hot chicks who can show me a good time. lol i find that funny some how.
not sure if you guys can see the photo... because i can't.- hot chicks with dicks.bulletfactory
- "HEAVEN MASSAGE"HijoDMaite
- hahaha i wonder what that is.pango
- don't do it pango mang, you're penis will fall off!sea_sea
- hahahaha ya i'll get druged and cut off my penis and throw it in the middle of the traffic.pango
- pango0
btw. how do you get on facebook in china again? and whats the easiest way to find free wifi? anyone?
- mydo0
Hey dude. You didn't tell me you were coming to Shanghai. I would have totally hooked a QBNer up. Epill never made it into shanghai. His loss.
Anyways. In answer to your questions.
to access the internet like a free man you need https://www.astrill.com/to not go to shit bars that give away hooker flyers (you must really be in the wrong part of town) you need http://www.smartshanghai.com/
Free wifi available in every cafe and bar in town.
- is the airport not in shanghai?
i was in the airport for a day.. thats gotta count fer sometinge-pill - sweet thanks man! ya my trip is very last second. i booked the ticket 2 days before the flight. no time to really plan anything.pango
- anything thats free or pay perday? im only here for 2 days! thx bro! you ruuck! i love how there are qbnees every where in the world.pango
- qbners*pango
- is the airport not in shanghai?
- mydo0
Sadly i'm back in the UK for the next 3 weeks so i can't help you out in person, the next nearest QBNer is in Hangzhou or somewhere like that. But if you need anything, drop me an email.
Thank you very much.
- CanHasQBN0
I keep track of all the +1's I've ever gotten. So far I'm up to 258.
- OBBTKN0
Sit on the shitter, thinking about the meeting with my boss tomorrow morning... But i doubt i can concentrate untill i kill this fly is flying around here this now :(
- Plaf! You're deadOBBTKN
- Ohh... There is another one! I'm going bed, manOBBTKN
- ewwww. you are qbn'ing from the toilet?autoflavour
- That's probably the most appropriate place to surf QBN. Any place else is too dignified.CanHasQBN
