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- shitehawke0
Wow, slow morning. Me thinks I need more coffee, get the ol' energy levels up and help me to stay optimistic. Very few takers on my earlier proposal eh? Alright you miserable pack of cunts, no biscuits for any of you then.
- shitehawke0
Ah, who am I kidding. BISCUITS FOR EVERYONE!
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bwurp
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You 'did' just fine Frisk.
And thank you for enquiring after my wellbeing. I am good-ish. I have the strangest bug/cold/illness I have ever had. It hasn't become anything definite, but I ache all over and I am either pouring with sweat or shivering uncontrollably in coldness that seems to be radiating out from my bone morrow. I have a bad headache and my mouth feels like it has been coated in creosote.
The worst though, by far, is this devilish coldness. The walk from studio to house is about two minutes and last night I thought I was not going to make it. I was so cold that my body seized up and my teeth were chattering so much I thought my jaw my collapse. I reached my front door looking like Nosferatu and had to sit against a boiling hot radiator with a hot water bottle and a blanket for at least 40 minutes before my teeth stopped chattering. Its fucked.
I do not want to get old, I know that much now.
- the weekend is here. and everything will be allrightFariska
- You confusing bastard. Love that new site and name though.********
- shitehawke0
Shit spooks, that sounds crap! What you need is to at this bug in a pincer movement.
Step 1: Hot water with manuka honey, lemon slices and ginger. This'll ease your sore throat and give you some nutrients, the lemon will give you some much needed vitamins and the ginger is a good source of vitamins but also has some good medicinal values (and stimulates the production of saliva, which will also ease the nasty throat/mouth creosote feeling).
Step 2: Cook yourself a big fuck off pot of beef stew. Cos its delicious.
- I've done step 1 but with Eucalyptus honey. Step 2 will happen tonight but with a curry BOOYAKASHA!********
- ok, I'll concede that the curry will be good option. Whenever I get a bad cold my gf decides to make a curry to 'burn it out of me'shitehawke
- ... thats both the cold and my bum apparently. Too many chillis! But Im a sucker for a hot curry.shitehawke
- I've done step 1 but with Eucalyptus honey. Step 2 will happen tonight but with a curry BOOYAKASHA!
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I gonna eat, a worstenbroodje.
- Is that Belgian or Dutch for "Wonder Bread"?
Shake and bake.NotByHand - Worstenbroodje
Eating...locustsloth
- Is that Belgian or Dutch for "Wonder Bread"?
- NotByHand0
Spooky, if you die (highly likely) from this atypical flu-like condition, can I have your new Mac? I'll email you my mailing address right away - I'm sure Rachel can take care of it.
Thank you.
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so much nicer than all the other shit laced with chemicals
- Yes. I too have searched far and wide for a chemical-free tobacco inhalation experience. Thanks!Khurram
- healthy smoking son********
- megE0
Question: I woke up this morning to two emails from Wu John with attachments . The subjects are:
typograhpy book share / typist / qbn
Fw: dope !! logo from 70s (typist/qbn)The bodies are just: Hope you like, this is a rare logo book in pdf format, etc.
Did anyone else get these emails?
- Download it, pure Win init********
- They're from typist, a user here.juhls
- PURE WIN, megE, WIN.********
- gotcha didnt know what i was downloadingmegE
- i wouldn't mind to have the 70s logo linkFariska
- you sir, are not on the list!********
- Here Fariska http://www.sans-conc…moveinspace
- cheersFariska
- Download it, pure Win init
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500SFAAAAA
- canuck0
please tell me this is a joke
- this is a joke********
- needs melted cheese on itlocustsloth
- phew thanks tom.canuck
- thats why i'm here mate. Thats why i'm here.********
- YOU LIED TO ME
http://web.archive.o…canuck - HEY YOU ASKED ME TO TELL YOU ITS A JOKE, so did i********
- Fine you cunt.canuck
- i'm orry.********
- s********
- this is a joke
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I want to play guitar.
- juhls0
I forgot how old I was today. I still don't know for sure. Hang on...
- 23NotByHand
- 19********
- Pretty sure it's 22.juhls
- You old enough to drink in a bar yet?blaw
- 22? I must have lost count along the way.
blaw - I was closest - what do I win?NotByHand
- I base my memory on where I worked at the time. You turned 20 a couple of jobs ago. I should have remembered that.blaw
- I'm old enough to drink, yes. I think I only went to a bar a few times. I don't like the taste of most drinks :/juhls
- Hmm...not sure, NotByHand...
*hangs up high-quality colour high school picture of NBHjuhls - HAPPY BIRTHDAYcanuck
- you are 19 jaline. not one day older. I know it.********
- oh thank god... I don't need a another statutory blemish on my permanent...
neue75_bold - It's your birthday today?blaw
- nope, but it's Friday party time!juhls
- have a good regular friday then!********
- Ah... got it. Well, then happy Friday.blaw
- NotByHand0
I was just eating some cereal (Honey Bunches Of Oat), and out of the blue got a sneezing-attack. Now my display looks like a giant granola bar.
*Sigh.
- ewcanuck
- HEY I ATE THAT TOO!! MATCHY MATCHY!!!locustsloth
- ahahahahaha thats awesomemegE
- DrBombay0
it's friday today, fyi
- 7point340
my notes aren't working!
how will i post inane puns and drivel that no one will read without them!?
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HI YOU ^