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- Jaline0
Mike, I haven't been to Linked In in a long time. I will have to go through all my friend requests later...
- "Linked IN"... Is that what the kids are calling it these days?locustsloth
- kelpie0
50C. 2sq miles of steel, carbon and plastic. 100'000 barrels of oil, 170 lives in your hands.
The drain valve starts to crack.
So what's your next move?
- Are you still alive?Jaline
- Tell everyone to run?Jaline
- Make use of my powers?Jaline
- suit up in pvc and take some e7point34
- Replace drain valve.Horp
- are you prepared for this eventuality? to replace the drain valve do you know how to reroute the drainage on the fly?kelpie
- I turn the maintenance cock to "Rerout Drainage".Horp
- smoke em if you got emGreedo
- Fariska0
^ turn off the simulation
- Jaline0
I was searching for the "hello" thread for chossy, and I found this:
http://srv04.vantageous.com/topi…
- janne760
fuck life without qbn, i just returned from the ashes a la janne.
- you, for one, can't get enoughkelpie
- May I be the first to welcome you home. Having said that, if you are coming back I'm going to leave, a la Janne.Horp
- Welcome back Lazurus. Sorry, but we already divided up your stufflocustsloth
- I never welcome him back because he leaves and comes back all the time....
:PJaline
- NotByHand0
Thanks for the stellar help, fuckers.
Appreciate it.- Eh?
What can I do for you Notby?Horp - link?********
- buy an alarm clock, ass bag7point34
- what is this about, you cockpurses?janne76
- hahahaha...
NotByHand - See previous page Horp...
I fucked up grandly today...
NotByHand - http://www.qbn.com/t…neue75_bold
- what? I thought my suggestion was subtle. besides of you only figured it out today, you've already lost the account.********
- Eh?
- ********0
I appreciate it aswell.
- neue75_bold0
you need a wordmark NBH?
- we do that shit for free round these parts...neue75_bold
- free shits!neue75_bold
- moamoa0
I need a new wordmark.. I mean for my real name.... need to print some cards in 2 weeks.... and yeah no idea...
- not moamoa... my real namemoamoa
- have you tried it with a ghost?7point34
- I dunno, can we change the name?neue75_bold
- aye Tyler Durden ?moamoa
- oh, I quite like that..neue75_bold
- janne760
the best shits in life are free
- i don't know.. i kind of feel extravagant when i use a pay toiletlocustsloth
- And by "pay toilet" i mean longtongued_liar, of courselocustsloth
- and by extravagant you mean acceptable by the civilised ones..janne76
- NotByHand0
^ YES, Mike... I could use a wordmark... I'm sure with a name like "NotByHand" something amazing is bound to be concocted.
I PROMISE to put the "winner" up as the index page on notbyhand.com...
- it's lovely, but have you tried it in yellow?7point34
- yellow you say?... hmmm....NotByHand
- I love it as is, don't think I'd taint it by adding anything else..neue75_bold
- longtongued_liar0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night to free my shit
- Horp0
I am not going to judge the Spooky logo contepition until I have seen Salisae's entry.
- i am not talking about thislocustsloth
- Ya know... a guy puts a whole pile of shit into a logo... steamy, smelly shit, mind you... and all he gets in return is "it's a bit on the shit side"locustsloth
- ...shit side". Hrmphf... some peoplelocustsloth
- Horp0
NotByHand, Chop the end portion of your little finger left hand off. Put it in a Jiffy bag with a note saying that the kidnappers will deliver you to the meeting piece by piece unless they send 50k in dollarpounds immediately.
That way, you actually profit from being a lazy unreliable c
- 7point340
there is a communal package of berger cookies in my office.
how do i go about eating all of them without seeming like a pig to my officemate?
- sneeze on them all...neue75_bold
- with my penis?7point34
- whip your lil man out and then start eating im sure your office mate will leave you alone...e-pill
- this idea's got spunk7point34
- Horp0
Where the fuck is Jnr?
I'm a bit concerned he may have punctured his rectal wall again. Does anybody know what hosptial they tale him to for that? I could give them a call, check the admissions list.
- St Pancreas********
- he never gives his real name when he hurts himself during his gerbil games7point34
- i think he usually checks in as richard gere7point34
- St. Crysmelda's Tartan Lie-In for the Criminally DyspepticGreedo
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck, I feel bad about laughing. he might have a lightbulb stuck up there again.Horp
- St Pancreas
- neue75_bold0
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- MrOneHundred0
2:34 in the AM and I am wide awake. Its the spacing and alignment on Spooky's logo.
Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
- Horp0
Russian male voice choral music is dangerously good. If the head of MI5 rushed in here now and handed me a microfilm telling me to guard it with my life, I'd probably just email the FSB and tell them to come and collect it.
Whoda thunk the greatest political stand off on the planet could be won by the simple act of handing out complimentary CDs of "Hey, Ukhem!", "Donzy Molodzny" and "March of the Hussars" along with a membership form to the Communist party.
Protzja comradzes!!
(I made "Protzja" up. Its meant to look like a hearty Russian salutation. I also added the 'z' to Comrades as a special effect)
- is this your way of saying you want me logo?neue75_bold
- I am waiting for Shari to repost before I even look at all the entries.Horp
- So no Comrade. This is not what I am meanink.Horp
- sure..neue75_bold