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- janne760
Oh my mistress, when shallt thou pass thine invitate to Bbbbound?
- ********0
Dear Sensitives,
I would like to take a moment to write a few words. That is to say, I did not mean to inflict any kind pain on any of your tender hearts. I meant only to tickle your collective cerebellum with a small portion of deprecatingly wrote creative input. When I used the term 'throwaway' it was a slight to our own misaligned jargon.
I lay in bed after posting my last note on that fateful page, I was calmly drifting into a lucid state and was struck an image of crumpled-up ghosts. It occurred to me, that amongst my inane posts there might be a kernel of truth waiting to be uncovered. I decided to leave this blissful state for a moment and compose a constructive composition. This was constructed with a pure heart and mind, it was way to bring together the spooky fruits of this thread into a humorously pragmatic cohesive whole. Spooky I have gathered is an illustrator, a body who might have to throw away many an attempt before reaching his final-solution. That isn't to say that there aren't bits of gold in each of these throwaways, that they aren't also precious in their own sense. Hence bubble-wrap.
I leave you with no hard feelings, but a hope for mutual understanding.François Fido
- deprecatingly "written"
have you been away too long?******** - ç ?********
- si, monsieur.********
- deprecatingly "written"
- emukid0
usually there is nothing to do and i sit here doing nothing. today is different though. there is stuff to do. although i am sitting here doing nothing.
- 7point340
you would be hard pressed to motivate me right now... i can't even be bothered to do personal work...
blog don't fail me now
- ********0
web design trends.... who cares?
- ********0
I have an idea
- but has nothing to do with web design trends********
- on second thought, scotch that double time********
- really, isn't the web just small television?********
- what's the frequency, kenneth?********
- fuck him********
- no really, won't google just automate and recycle everything already posted in waybackmachine as web 3.0?********
- vomits********
- no really, drinks on me********
- OK, so I discover that I did not learn my lesson back there in 1996 when i should have because it happened then********
- Thank you may I have another?********
- As a result, one of many, I found that many thing cannot be done over********
- Unless, you have google and then you can just add versions.********
- so some jerk, OK, will say, baudril and before he can finish you should spill your drink on his shoes.********
- Have i passed eleven?********
- Fuck. turns out not such a good idea after all.********
- but has nothing to do with web design trends
- ********0
sorry to bother
- Fariska0
I haven't had ideas in year.
- canuck0
The bag was wet, wasn't it.
- _salisae_0
Dear François Fido,
I think it's a great idea .. the unfortunate part of the idea is that it doesn't apply only to illustrators. We must all throw away so many ideas before something of worth is generated. And still, even then, the client will throw it in the garbage bin. Perhaps we should put aside the cow for now and begin to worship this garbage bin. We need to wear it as a pendant around our necks, seek out and lick the bottoms of the most waste filled bins in search for lost inspiration. In many cases, these last breaths of hope will rest there on our filiform papillae.
Much love,
_salisae_
- 7point340
i have been scouring through the pvn for all the +1s i've acquired in my modest year on this site.
i am happy to announce i had enough to trade for:
a whoopee cushion
a bendy man and
3 plastic spider rings- i, for one, have not had nearly enough. you must be made entirely of funny bone!_salisae_
- emukid0
i could've sworn i wrote a really long blog post a couple of hours ago
- i could've sworn i put you on ignore...7point34
- google it********
- deleted due to inadequate frequency of the word "cunt"locustsloth
- i found it! i wasn't that long and i forgot to click the broadcast button. anyway, here it is...emukid
- 734 is a cunt.emukid
- *sits back and enjoys a hot cocoa, basking in the warming glow of ignore7point34
- ********0
I hardly have any leisure time lately. I've been so busy with work.
- i'm just a gigolo and everywhere i go, people know the part i'm playing...7point34
- bop bos-dy bos-dy bop... diddty boplocustsloth
- neue75_bold0
shine on you crazy diamonds...
- I'm going home now, so good luck and play safe..neue75_bold
- bye neue. bye._salisae_
- n75b, rock on********
- don't leave me here...Jnr_Madison
- chossy0
A nice salad for my tea with some hot smoked salmon :E very tasty even if I do say so myself. I'm chilling the now lamenting that I'm not cooking for a partner I like to cook for my partners when I have them it makes me feel good watching them enjoy something I have done.
- PonyBoy0
it was all in vain
- the heroin?7point34
- the hepatitisPonyBoy
- rear entry?Jnr_Madison
- there's a hole in the sky
the grounds not cold
everythings going to burn
etc********
- ********0
"When her knickers slithered to the floor as she danced the lead in Les Sylphides – the most poetic of ballets – she threw them into the wings with a flourish (she used other such ‘accidents’ to play to the gallery)."
- _salisae_0
- Better K but not great. And i think the Y needs bit more work. Too heavy IMOFariska
- Liked the other 'K s more. Hard to tell it's a kcanuck
- k_salisae_
- have some respek********
- i'm not trying to be bullheaded but i must do chores n stuff. i was really just trying to be christmasy n stuff. giving half hearted things to people you care about._salisae_
- hearted things to people you care about._salisae_
- The "y" does feel heavy, but I think it balances out the "S"Jaline
- ********0
i won, stop it now.
- canuck0
Where the fuck is Sammy?