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- paulrand0
wondering: wtf is fesca?
- magicpatch0
im so full i couldnt fit in the r!
- paulrand0
check out the enema thread
- magicpatch0
grody!
- grayhood0
today i used the enema thread to make fun of tfsmag, i wonder if he will see it, i wonder if anyone thinks i am funny at all.
i am going to finish my sandwhich now.
- paulrand0
you are hilarious, despite-or perhaps because of -your multiple substance abuse problems
- grayhood0
i believe paulrand despite-or perhaps because of -my multiple substance abuse problems. i am off to score a snickers and some rock.
- Gorbie0
Enter response: N/A
- DutchBoy0
so Sandra said her ex-bf is running after Cindy's ugly neighbours niece's friend now, but he does not know he is my uncle, so i said to Lara that Britney should stop Joe from bothering my sister's new bf cuz he knows that he is the ex of my aunt and was having a one nighter with my brother who is breaking up with cindy but she has her eyes on my nephew who is with sandra's sister, she is actually my steph-niece and so mom said that Rob would only have a problem with that if my uncle doesn't know( cuz sandra and my uncle had an abortion done 3 months ago after she found out it was not from joe as he with jamie who never can forget about joe), so i said to my friend alice that she should wax more cuz if not peter will not go to bed with her anymore but she said he's after sandra but i saw him kissing with cindy's sister but that could have also been joe's niece tara. tara is going to the mall with sandra without even asking me and peter and joe will be there too, while i think britney is now pregnant of peter but peter says not.. i hope everyone will b at my bday party when i will be 15 and i have only one year to go to get my drivers license and joe has already a car for me which is parked near his trailer, it was from sandra's mother who split up with joe's older bro cuz it was after the night he got me drunk and did weird things to me but i don't know about that anymore, but joe is nice and his brothers may come to my birthday party as well my second dad is brewing some special drink for us!
- Gorbie0
Last week I took a rare lunch break to take an even more rare stroll through the city. It almost felt like I was a visitor - a tourist even. The sun was shining people were out and about doing all their regular people stuff that regular people do. You know. I couldn't shake the guilty feeling though. Like a strange subconcious lingering feeling that it wasn't the weekend yet, and I hadn't yet earned the right to bask in the sun. I watched as people fed their checks into the ATM machines, and I felt that I too would join in this ritual. Maybe that would make me feel like I had completed a task, and fulfilled some sort of an objective. My check was fed to the machine, and it in turn regurgitated a green slip that had no purpose yet assigned to it. But all this feeding of machines made me hungry aswell, so I crossed the street to a small shop selling pizza by the slice. I found a slice that fit my mood - it too had been basking in it's own type of sun, the artificial type that keeps them warm and happy. I handed the fella the cripsy note and took my pizza outside to the side walk where I could watch more people and observe their behavior - you know - so I can gauge my own personality.
Halfway into the greasy slice I saw a large man walk behind me as he horfed something out of the back of his throught. I made the fatal mistake of turning my head to view this sound (as people do for some reason). I caught the eyes of a large wrestler-sized bum dressed in dirt black jeans and a black shirt. He stopped his walk immediately and turned towards me walking slowly. He had shit in his beard, and he messed with his chin length curly hair as his face tweaked around trying to either formulate a thought or remove more flegm and mucus from his sinuses. I was still staring mid-bite as he leaned right in close to my face. He asked me,
"you got any food for me?"
I replied simply, "no. sorry."
Apparently the combination of the letters n & o caused a chemical to spurt from his brain, inducing a horrible violent reaction. He spat and swore his finger 5 centimeters from my eye at all time. He told me of the sacrifices he made in Vietnam, of the dues he paid so I could enjoy the pizza crust I held limp in my stiff, pale hand, and of the rights denied to him by a seemingly invisible, omnipresent force keeping his face in the gutter and mine in a pillow of ignorance.
All his points were, however, totally lost as I was made aware that he had started his rant with a mouth full of food - which was now partly on my face - but mostly spattered accross his lips, teeth and beard. I stared blankly at his eyes, both of us were now silent and people had stopped to see the outcome. I handed him my pizza crust slowly and thought of what sort of food he had had before. Had he performed this monologue of anger and paranoia for another lucky person just around the corner?
He have me a short grunted "thanks", threw the plate in the gutter and stormed off in a heavy stomping manner. I took a sip off my soda and looked back up and he was gone, and the people were once again moving about. I headed back towards the office.
I did like that pizza very much.
- jevad0
I gots back from being in bigs tourbal with teh govarnmint and they saids I was in troubal becuase I was writeing many pro-haX0ring updaets and news postes too help RIP TEH SYSTAM!!! so they made me go up too Washington and said if I dont go too jail I dont go too jail if I change my page and (my hoempage) and write about HELPING PEOPAL not HAX0RING!!!
So I cant write about HAX)RING anymore!!! now I haev to do "commulity service" and write too helps peopal liek fagot AOL usars and peopal who think they use Lunix on washing macheienes!!!!1 but I dont want too go to jail so I Will!
I haev writtan a comic strip called "HELPFUL COMPUTAR HINTS AND HELP WHICH HELPS YUO" and I drew it all by myself and wrote it myslef for commulity servicce! Since its a comic strip for peopal who dont know computars much good, I made it a comic charactar named "DOCTOR HARD DISK" who guides new computar peopal! Go reads it now and its counts as 4 hours for my commulity service and I only have 116 more too go!!!!!
- paulrand0
My wife and i just got back from a few errands in the cold drizzling rain: a short drive to the farmer's market for our first shad row of the season, to be prepared with thickly sliced bacon, asparagus and accompanied by red wine, as the grey cheerless fucking weather excludes the possiblity of enjoying a pinot gris or perhaps a crisp sauvignon blanc. I sat in the car and dozed off while my wife, as usual, did the work: 2 sets of roe at 9.90 each, then up the hill to the state liquor store trying to pass itself off as a wine shoppe. Got a bottle of Jack London vineyard cabernet for 17.99, less than half its list value, so perhaps the state-controlled liquor monopoly has its merits. While in the store saw a graphic I had hurriedly designed several months ago atop one of the wine racks-- as Harvey Pekar says, "there's a reliable disappointment". It seems that as we go about town I am forever averting my eyes from graphic misadventures I would rather forget. I wonder if the well-known designers ever feel this way. Probably not. Any way, back now, have lit a fire in the fireplace and am about to pour bourbons for the two of us, and am looking forward to reading a bit of the new George Pelecanos, dinner and wine, and maybe even some more bourbon.
- 19770
4:03 am - Watching porn.
- DutchBoy0
i love this thread.
best blog __ever.
- 19770
I just came.
- DutchBoy0
i just read: 'I just came'.
- 19770
Just came again.
- DutchBoy0
dear blog,
i noticed 1977 and i are the only ones posting on NT right now, and he keeps telling me he came but i never saw him here. i am thinking he meant he came when i was away, he also said something about a pram movie or something like that. I'll post any breakthroughs on this story as soon as i can.
- 19770
I came after watching porn. Hint?
- DutchBoy0
*hic