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- Sapphire0
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news — they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel
- Sapphire0
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-52
- sexypixel0
They truely are crap jokes Sapphire
- Sapphire0
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.
- Sapphire0
i stay true to the topic sexy :)
- Sapphire0
ha, my jokes are so crappy, it killed the thread. boo hoo me. :p
- rebooted0
My uncle got struck of last week for having sex with his patients......shame ....he was a great vet
- Sapphire0
hahaha
- runDMB0
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"
- Tephlon0
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Says the barman: "What's this, a fucking joke?"
- unknown0
"Chinese torture #1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty lousy torture," he thought. "If that's the
best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that
read..."Chinese torture #2: Rock tied to left testicle."
Panicking, he glanced down and saw that the rope was getting close to
taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he
jumped out of the window after the boulder.As he plummeted towards earth, he saw a large sign on the ground that
read..."Chinese torture #3: Right testicle tied to bed post."
- Sapphire0
a man walked out of a bar severly drunk, he sees a nun walking on the side walk and he immediately charges forward and pushes the nun to the floor, he then grabbed her by the ankle and began to throw her like a frisbee, he then grabbed her and said:
"Not so tought tonight eh, batman?"
- runDMB0
A bloke walks into a bar with a cat and a flamingo and they sit down at a table. The bloke says to the cat, "get the drinks in then cat", but the cat immediately protests, "I always buy the drinks. It's your round, you pay for once".
The bloke tuts and goes to the bar. The barman asks him "How come you're drinking with a cat and a flamingo?" and the bloke explains to him, "Well I saved the life of a leprechaun today and in his gratitude, he granted me a wish", so the barman says, "so what did you wish for?" and the bloke replies, "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy."
- unknown0
Bar jokes eyh??!
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
- Peter0
A priest, a dog and a horse walks into a bar. The priest orders a beer.
Dog says "I didn't know priests were allowed to drink".
Horse says "I didn't know dogs could talk".
- ********0
A dyslexic man walks into a bra........
- rebooted0
A boy who found it hard to sleep, kept hearing funny noises from his parents bedroom, night after night. One night he walks into their room to investigate. He opens the door to find his mum vigorously bouncing up and down on his dad. He is really curious , so the next day he asks his mum what she was doing. To which she replies, " I was bouncing up and down on your dad's stomach - it helps him lose weight."
"Well it won't do any good" replies the boy, "as soon as you left that woman from next door came in and blew him back up again."
- rebooted0
A lesbian goes to see her GP for her annual check up. The GP does and internal and says, " My, you're looking pretty clean these days "
The lesbian replies,
" I should be, I have a woman in three times a week! "
- unknown0
my tax bill has been overdue for over a year. the other day a got a letter from them with a big heading at the top of the page "FINAL NOTICE"
thank fuck i won't be hearing from them again :)
- muftak0
A man phones his boss, and says,
"I can't come into work today because I'm sick"
"How sick?" the boss asks ,
To which the man replies,
"Well I'm in bed with my sister and my dog!"boom boom!