Crap jokes
Crap jokes
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"Chinese torture #1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty lousy torture," he thought. "If that's the
best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that
read..."Chinese torture #2: Rock tied to left testicle."
Panicking, he glanced down and saw that the rope was getting close to
taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he
jumped out of the window after the boulder.As he plummeted towards earth, he saw a large sign on the ground that
read..."Chinese torture #3: Right testicle tied to bed post."