Crap jokes
Crap jokes
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A bloke walks into a bar with a cat and a flamingo and they sit down at a table. The bloke says to the cat, "get the drinks in then cat", but the cat immediately protests, "I always buy the drinks. It's your round, you pay for once".
The bloke tuts and goes to the bar. The barman asks him "How come you're drinking with a cat and a flamingo?" and the bloke explains to him, "Well I saved the life of a leprechaun today and in his gratitude, he granted me a wish", so the barman says, "so what did you wish for?" and the bloke replies, "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy."