Sharks are evil?
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- grunt0
Sharks Rock...they don't get cancer (therefore they're worth learning more about). Unfortunately their fins apparently make a nice soup in some asian markets. Sharks can detect a drop of blood in a square mile or water (or something like that). Let's just hope they don't train them to detect drugs... shark narc.
- neeko0
none the less... cooler than pirates, i think not.
- grunt0
neeko- you are correct my friend. Sharks do rock, but they are not cooler than pirates. It's all in the language. WTF do sharks say? Nothing much. They just bite, swim, and chill... (kinda the gangsta rapper of the sea). But Pirates... they got the talk... "Arrrgh, matey. Get yer hands off me rum or you'll be takin' yer last breath in the drink." Pirates Rock, indeed.
- neeko0
ya... its almost unfair comparing anything to pirates though... off hand, i cant think of any creature (or being) cooler than a pirate. sharks give pirates a pretty good run for their money though, i'll give you shark fans that much.
- grunt0
in brief... pirates rock, arrrrrgh.
- Mamafish0
I seen a shark eat a small fishing boat, three fishermen and all the freakin nets in one gulp just like christopher biggens eatin a big cream cake, the shark swallowed those suckers up in one go. One of the fisher men even had a wooden leg, did the shark give a shit....no...it still ate them all ....Evil!
- neeko0
i'd like to see that shark try to pull that shit on a boat full of pirates... no freakin way. would have been a whole 'nother story.
- Mamafish0
Captain Pugwash couldn't eat a shark...A shark would and could eat Captain Pugwash...in one swallow ooar oooar.
- Tattie0
What abour Master Bates?
A shark is well harder than him.
Of maybe it's just a toss-up?
- neeko0
"A shark would and could eat Captain Pugwash."
pirates were all extremely adept swordsman. even if the shark did get a pirate in his mouth, said pirate would slice that shark up on the way down the sharks throat (all the while probably drinking some rum), and thus make the shark easy work for his pirate brothers.
no, pirates are pretty much invicible.
- Mamafish0
Fact: A shark will not only eat you they also digest their food (American Swimmer on surfboard)
whilst it's still alive, they keep you in their shark stomach for up to three months untill you die from starvation. In some cases they shit you out whilst you're still alive, this may sound great being eatin by a shark, survive in its belly for three months only to be shat out...but have you ever seen the size of a sharks arse..it's the size of a fifty pence piece.
- Tattie0
Yeah, but a pirate would have a cutlass and hack his way out. Unless of the shark winged him first. You know kinda played with his food before scoffing him down. Mind you do pirates not wear poiny hats wi feathers? Might play havoc with the sharks indigestion.
- neeko0
exactly. thats why the pirates would kick that sharks ass... theyd be hacking away with their cutlasses in there. shark would be down and out before it could eat more than the first pirate.
and once the shark was dead, you'd probably hear a muffled "arrrr" from within the sharks belly.
- neeko0
exactly. thats why the pirates would kick that sharks ass... theyd be hacking away with their cutlasses in there. shark would be down and out before it could eat more than the first pirate.
and once the shark was dead, you'd probably hear a muffled "arrrr" from within the sharks belly.
- Tattie0
If sharks are evil then why not get the Spanish to sink a few more oil tankers. Okay, there'd be some colateral damage with a few million fishes killed... but then if your goinna do a job then do it right.
And if the Spanish won't do it then I'm sure the pirates will. Those guys are really pissed at sharks.
- Mamafish0
If you go to Seaworld in the states, you sea freakin humpback whales flyin through hoops of fire, Dolphines swimmin with folk on their backs, Sealions balancing balls on their noses(don't ask me why) every animal that comes out of the sea is in Seaworld doing tricks, christ they even have starfish doin card tricks..but do you sea sharks at sea world.. not a chance.. because they can't be trained..Don't get me wrong I'd pay to see a hammerhead jump through a hoop but it aint ever going to happen cause as soon as that hammerhead got out of the water to jump through that hoop he'd have the bloody trainers arm of and eat the hoop. Evil
- Tattie0
I'd pay to see sharks and pirates battling it out at Seaworld. Image a big tank with a hundred sharks vs a hundred pirates.
Coooool.
- blarty0
I know of a shark who was not evil! Gums was his name and as he had no teeth the worst he could do is give ya a jolly good suck! Jolly nice chap actually.
- Tattie0
He could always suck people to death. Mind the pirates would finish him off double quick!
- blarty0
Well you see, this is where you are most definitely wrong!
Ya see Gums had a good mate who was a Great white, (second cousin to the original Jaws I think) and he was Gums's bodyguard, a pirate wouldn't stand a chance!