Sharks are evil?
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- WAG
Agree!
- Mal0
no!
- InVivio0
They can't help it, they're fucking sharks for G-d's sake.
- Tattie0
Nice wi chips.
- WAG0
True - but they have no morals and have bad attitudes - they'd fuckin bight you just because they felt like it ...EVIL!
- TransFatty0
SHarks like to cuddle.
- stimuli0
Mr Zoo: Everything you learned in school was a lie babe, a lie! Take forology for instance. You were told sharks were dangerous right?
Amy: Yes.
Mr Zoo: Cobblers babe. They're frightened of you. They ain't gonna hurt you! Have you ever tried cuddling a shark, getting down and dirty with one, relaxing it a little?
Amy: No.
Mr Zoo: Well I have, and I'll tell ya its very rewarding Aim babe. Very rewarding indeed.
Amy: Really?
Mr Zoo: Yeah, absobloodylootly love! Once you've calmed it down with a little rubbin it’s like a swimin puppy, real affectionate and stuff.
Amy: OK, I'll try that!
- Blofeldt0
One left without paying his part of the telephone bill. He owes me £23.76! What an evil shit.
- WAG0
cuddle a shark? I tried that and lost me fookin arms
- ********0
there was something on the news the other day about sharks actually - they are going to become extinct very soon if fishermen continue to kill them.
stats like :
each year around the world...
man kills 100,000 sharks
sharks kill 5 mensharks aint evil - they are living on instinct.
its man thats evil.
- gabe0
the only evil sharks are the ones with freakin lasers on their heads!
- Tattie0
I thought they were clients?
- WAG0
Konspiracy - Man swims with the fishes it's that sharks that eat the fishes Evil Evil Evil
- ********0
Sharks are cooler then pirates and ninja's together in a dongle!!!
HaarrrrHarrHar
- Tattie0
What would happen if they got hold of guns...
- Blofeldt0
Pirates are cooler than sharks!
- WAG0
Sharks eat fuckin pirates and their bleedin boats
- Blofeldt0
Pirates catch sharks in nets.
Yo ho ho!
- Blofeldt0
And have beards.
- wo0
- WAG0
If sharks weren't evil, then God wouldn't have told them to swim around America, Australia and India