Sharks are evil?
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- ok_static0
Sharks fin soup are tasty.
- Mamafish0
If hammerheads could build sheds or put up shelves, Imay be swung into liking them, however this is never going to happen.
The soup sounds nice!
- Tattie0
Shame on you Mamafish. Being swayed by the DIY efforts of sharks is just wrong.
Pirates can build sheds.
Sharrks 0 / Pirates 1Pirates can put up shelves!
Sharrks 0 / Pirates 2No contest really.
Mind you sharks can breath under water.
- neeko0
its pretty long thread so i'm gonna summarize.
sharks evil: inconclusive
more important debate.
sharks vs. pirates. cooler/tougher/badassier?
thus far the pirates are running away with it, and rightly so.
sharks... pretty cool, pretty tough. humans could wipe em out at anytime they want though, and pirates are humans, albeit wayyyy cooler than ordinary humans.
pirates... rum, looting, pillaging, eye patches, beards, rum, dark rum, parrots, cutlasses, and once again, the phrase "arrrrrrrr".
- Tattie0
Do sharks hold grudges?
Or are they just hungry?
- Mamafish0
Sharks are too freakin dumb to hold grudges they just eat you up and shit you out and it's not even because they're hungry. And as for your pirate theory, Jesus Christ, Give a shark an oozy with a lazer sight against a freakin canon any day
- neeko0
now your being silly.
pirates have canons. sharks dont have guns.
- Tattie0
Ahhh! A wee problem with that Mama,,, How can a shark fire an uzi if its got no (fish) fingers?
While it's flondering about tryin tae pull the trigger the pirates would simply line it up in their sights and BOOM!!! Nae sharks. Nae Problemo.
- Blofeldt0
Blackbeard used to put lit fuses in his beard!
"Avast me hearties, splice the main brace, walk the plank you yella bellied land lubber."
"Arrr!"
- unknown0
"Imagine we live near the ocean, where there are sharks in the water. Now, we can research where the sharks hang out, and swim where they don't. But, one may eventually stray and find up, else the riptide may. We may swim a whole lifetime without ever seeing a shark, but worrying about sharks will ruin all of our swimming days" - Everyday Zen
- Tattie0
Where do sharks hang out?
Bars, street corners. Are there bad ass sharks that wear leather jackets 'n'n shades? Biker shark gangs. Maybe go round mugging unsuspecting divers and running protection rackets. Maybe selling drugs to fish schools?
- Gherkin0
Sharks eat fat blokes, fat bloke swimmers, fat blokes on jet skis, fat blokes on surf boards, sharks aren't evil they just like eatin fat blokes
- k0na_an0k0
'There evil Sharon... EVIL!'
*in best Ozzie voice
- Gherkin0
That's a bloody fantastic impression of the Oz man Kona_anok
You had me fooled, i thought it was the great man himself.
- DRHOOK0
I dooz nat like sharks for they bite ya in da ass
- DRHOOK0
They say that the human Race evolved from sharks...
that explains Janet Street Porter then
..three layers of freakin teeth...she could eat a pirate..probably has done three at a time.