I sit next to an Asian woman...
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- dopepope0
That's hillarious!
- Bio0
oh...
i was close.
- unknown0
Get some of the enormous, hilarious headphones people war on the tarmac at airports. All you hear is silence...
- unknown0
you can always buy her some egg drop soup for lunch.
hey honey would you want to have lunch with me?
I heard that chinese people really like to eat chinese food..
and watch donnie yen movies. (no jet li please).
- dopepope0
kill her
- Bio0
eat her babies.
- unknown0
another option..
find a store close to your work and get some cotton
then go to the bathroom, soak them in water and stuck them on her mouth. (that way you wont need them in your ears...)
- Bio0
another option still...
go to a convenience store, get a coke, some peanuts, some floss, and a pickle-in-a-pouch.
then go pay a crackhead to mug her. then give me the coke, peanuts and pickle. i like this plan. please make sure the peanuts arre well salted.
- Turtle0
1)Fire a paperball over the wall dividing you, with a tag attatched to it saying read me....when she opens it the paper says....."SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
2) The handyman's secret weapon..DUCT TAPE
3) Rip an arm off your chair...and beat her with it till she shuts up!!
4) super glue the Phone to the desk!......then call her repeatedly!!
5) call her...then say really loudly..." HI I'M THE GUY IN THE NEXT BOOTH, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP YELLING BEFORE I GO ON A KILLING SPREE STARTING WITH YOU?"
- dopepope0
This woman is clearly evil and must be stopped. She's doing it to enrage you. To make you feel inferior to her. To make you understand your life is worth nothing. To instill fear and self loathing. She is devious and cunning. She must be smacked.
- JazX0
lol, tell her to suck the Obi-Won-Kennoble.
- JazX0
- mxhxr100
I think I fixed her finally.
I memorized some of the more common phrases that I heard her spew, and started yelling them out like I had tourette's or something. At this point I think she realized how loud she was being and shut up for a while. Now she keeps it down...hopefully it lasts. Thanks for the suggestions.
- exador0
mxhxr10, glad things worked out..
good suggestions everyone..
loved Turtles idea of the paperball with note tied to it...
very 'deep thoughts, by Jack handy' type thing
- lilbabyleg0
is she hot? stuff a dick in her mouth... serious. I find asian women to be incredibly hot. are you in the LA area?
- Redmond0
" memorized some of the more common phrases that I heard her spew, and started yelling them out like I had tourette's or something. "
Hilarious!