I sit next to an Asian woman...
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- drqshadow0
My boss went to high school with the actor who delivered the "O-Face" line...
- molasses0
i'm chinese & female. not all chinese women are loud, it's a gross generalisation.
The ones i know/seen/heard that are really loud & boisterous are called "sam pa por" which are usually older and less cultured women. kind of like the social equivalent of trailer trash.
just tell her politely to keep her volume down, i'm sure she'll oblidge you.
- gravityroom0
is she hot?
- monokrom0
Sorry about your problem (loud cubicle neighbor). Consider it part of the spice of life. Shit happens.
The most amusing aspects of this thread have been (1.) the tacit assumption that someone speaking in a non-English language loudly is to some degree or another more annoying than a person jabbering at high volume in English (the original poster didn't state this outright and neither has anyone else, but it's a vibe that I'm getting) and (2.) the number of people who've been asking if the woman is "hot" - which gives me the feeling that most of the male posters here have their heads stuck on the Suzie Wong ( http://goldsea.com/Personalities… ) stereotype.
- ancientartz0
i noticed that last night. my mom and all my aunts were so loud. sooooo loud!!! older chinese women are pretty loud. but all my chinese girlfriends and their friends are pretty quiet.
maybe it's an age thing. or maybe it's because they were all drunk celebrating the new year.
anyway, it could be worse. i sit by this russian lady at work and all she does is talk with her friends on the phone all day in the monotone russian language. it's like a the chinese water torture. slow painful death.
her cellphone also goes off 30 times a day.
she's also sick 200 days out of the year and refuses to see a doctor. so everyone here has caught her cold, flu, virus, etc, once.
and the food she brings in smells somewhere between feet and wet laundry.
- breeding0
not that this really has anything to do with the girl being chinese,but it reminded me of in college the girl that sat next to me in physics class used to get calls on her cell phone at least once a class. Now thats bad enough, she wouldnt just turn off the ringer though, she'd answer it and carry on a conversation in chinese for a good 5minutes.... ugh so f'ing frustrating. Oh and then one day she came up to me in broken english and said 'you do good test right? ok i copy next test? you just show paper me (demonstrates how to slide my test to her). ' I seriously just wanted to strangle that bitch... luckily the professor dropped her ass after i did the entire test wrong and let her copy, then redid it.... she got a 12% =)
- mxhxr100
^
- Bio0
still?
- unknown0
cough her in the face, that´ll teach her...........
- taragee0
this kid i used to work with used to talk all day on the phone too - i put scotch tape over the earpiece of the phone - so she thought it was broken... and fretted about it for liek 2 days till they got some guy in to fix it - it was hilarious - sabotage works every time
- mxhxr100
it been going on for 3 years. i just needed to vent again b4 going apesh|t. I'll try the scotch tape...muhahaa.
- BonSeff0
i worked with a cool asian dude, but often he would listen to 2pac on the headphones real loud and shout out the lyrics. i couldnt make out what he was yellin most of the time but it was damn funny.
- unknown0
Here is the solution, I know some chinese, approach to her slowly with a smily face, bow (you should do that before and after a conversation) with a sweet tone of voice, point your left ear and say
WO KAOyou are welcome :)
- robotron3k0
try something simple like a little poop on her reciever... that should put a quick stop to all that jibber jabber going on...
- k0na_an0k0
what you need is a voodoo doll
- mayo0
i'm the asian in my office, but i don't do that annoying talking thing. I'm busy giggling in my corner from NT and emails.
- mitsu0
*giggle-snort*
- mxhxr100
Miklo...
Will the old "WO KAO" get me incarcerated?
(if i only knew what it meant)
- Bio0
i think the literal translation of WO KAO is something like this...
'WO' means:
"Pardon me ma'am but after that conversation, i am randy and would like to smack your ass with my friends hand and have steamy ass sex with your mother's dog."and 'KAO' means:
"if you dont mind."my chinese is a bit rusty though, so i may be a little off on a couple of words.
- unknown0
It actuallt means something like "your Iq is below the average" but for a chinese person is worst than
fuck you..
so maybe you shouldn't