I sit next to an Asian woman...

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    1)Fire a paperball over the wall dividing you, with a tag attatched to it saying read me....when she opens it the paper says....."SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"

    2) The handyman's secret weapon..DUCT TAPE

    3) Rip an arm off your chair...and beat her with it till she shuts up!!

    4) super glue the Phone to the desk!......then call her repeatedly!!

    5) call her...then say really loudly..." HI I'M THE GUY IN THE NEXT BOOTH, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP YELLING BEFORE I GO ON A KILLING SPREE STARTING WITH YOU?"

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