I sit next to an Asian woman...
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- unformatted0
sorry, that's just how ALL, i repeat ALL chinese women talk!
they are not yelling, they just talk loud. get your ipod out or discman, cuz that is your only option.
yes, i am chinese.
- IloveQBN0
if you think she is loud, try going home on a bus during rush hour with a bus load of chinese sewing ladies. It'll shatter your ear drums for sure.
- Vinney20
I used to work in an office with 4 women in their 50's. The amount of shit they talked was inconcievable. (20 minutes on the price of a chunky Kit Kat for example). At least you dont undersatnd this woman.
- unknown0
Relax... Your office could be like this...
- unknown0
Tell her "Gong Matt Lun Yeah Ah?"
- unknown0
or even better say "Deyou lay loh mo chow fah Hai", she'll really appreciated that compliment.
- surfito0
i used to date a [race here].
she was loud too.
- unknown0
finish her
- Vinney20
Kiss her. That will freak her out and shut her up. She fit?
- unknown0
this funny post. make me laugh. ha ha.
- Redmond0
I dunno. Call people too and chat to them loudly in bullshit chinese. See how she likes it.
Is this a design job? What is she doing constantly on the phone? Is she one of those girls who got hired just cause she's hot? Then there's nothing you can do but suck it up.
- mxhxr100
She's 45 or something. Not hot, but dresses like she is. ugh.
We're far enough from the manager that he doesn't realize all the personal calls are occurring.Oop, there she goes again with that incessant garbage chatter. On go the headphones.
- unknown0
Seriously say "Hum Lun mm Goi"
- Vinney20
Which means?
- TransFatty0
headphones?
- unknown0
get some comically large earplugs and everytime she makes a call put them in Jim Carey style.
- Vulva0
tell her you're gonna beat her ass, or download the cyk chinnesse rap. it's really funny!
- unknown0
deliverys free, but not from me, i always charge a dollar fifty. fifty five, wanna see me throw a guy? hit chu with the last hiiii yaaaaaa!!
ps - its cky. not cyk.
- iSolve0
Record her banter on your mic....
amplify it by a thousand %
make sure you leave about ten seconds in front of the recording so you can leave the room, then turn your speakers way the hell up and she how she likes that.
f_ck inconsiderate people.
f_ck people who aren't aware of their surroundings.
- k0na_an0k0
when she starts to speak...
try and mimic her words louder than her.
give a little 'toot' from the ol airhorn right in her left ear. very important that it's the left.
turn your computers speakers up REALLY loud.
throw crumpled up pieces of paper at her that have crudely drawn images of 'die woman die'