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- mort_7
- oof.sarahfailin
- Double whammy right there. The phrase and that never-funny, untalented hack.CyBrainX
- I've seen him being funny off-showjagara
- Can't stand himutopian
- I didn't think he'd last one season.fooler
- He's the worst late night host I can think of since Arsenio.CyBrainX
- I just remember that clip of him in his attic trying to make comedy without his writers, probably drunk, was really brutal.PhanLo
- he's so shitbabydick
- chukkaphob4
- wtfGuyFawkes
- I'm outraged.inteliboy
- apparently it's a thingchukkaphob
- Wait, it depends... What is this?Salarrue
- Avocado Lattes aka Avolattes
https://www.today.co…Krassy - Bulletproof shooters?HijoDMaite
- total punch for that shit.Salarrue
- i would drink one for suresarahfailin
- Forget butter or egg in coffee - Lard is where it's at now.shapesalad
- The trend that clears up the rest of our natural resources and tips us into climate devastation hell.jmckinno
- Twat whiteMrT
- does the avocado add flavor?Squiddy
- @MrT LOL! good oneKrassy
- utopian7
- That's the fuckerbabydick
- Dude's been doing this shit for ages. He's got a rabid fanbase, encourages fans to jump barricades, they assault security, calls on mobs to attack people..garbage
- ..in the crowd. He's Trump if Trump was a shitty autotune rapper with weak bars.garbage
- He's paying for the dead bodies, Travis is the best, his music only conveys love and peace.i_was
- axl rose - ishtank02
- Boys choosing a roll model to align with, someone that makes them feel 'tough'. Sad Life.shapesalad
- *rolefadein11
- And that is the first and last time I've ever heard this no-talent douche nozzle.stoplying
- _niko3
- User error*grafician
- 15 minutes before double clicking the side button? That's the same double click you use to pull up the wallet too. :/monospaced
- What? That’s how you bring up the wallet? FFS lol_niko
- What's in your wallet?utopian
- Looks like it’s time to top up your Dunkin card.Chimp
- Lol not my wallet_niko
- yes, double click brings up the wallet ...monospaced
- how do you double click on a touch device?uan
- the idea is protection from random paying...it's like those lighters kids can't figure out.uan
- Lol yeah, I’ve been using it forever, usually I open the wallet or go near the terminal and wallet automatically pops up. I guess they changed it for security_niko
- But that doesn’t excuse their terrible functionality. I felt like zoolander figuring out computer tapping double tapping and trying to swipe that little bar lol_niko
- You're an idiot.trondlandvik
- Double clicking that button does nothing on my iPhonenb
- Lol trandlanvik probably but not as idiotic as a trillion dollar company if that’s the best they can come up with. “Double click SIDE BUTTON to pay would fix it_niko
- "Double clicking that button does nothing on my iPhone" You have to enable that. I was asked to by iOS at some point and declined.Gucci
- I totally agree with this, all of a sudden, the power button has a new function. Took me ages to realise what I was /actually/ supposed to do the first timekalkal
- fruitlessly tapping at the screen like WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS POS?! Terrible UX design.kalkal
- I tried to swipe too. Granted it's so obvious now but where else does an app require to press one of the few physical buttons on your device? NEVER!kalkal
- Exactly. Ridiculous._niko
- Perhaps it's a bit opaque, but in their defence, it does sound like a good way to prevent inadvertant or doubled payments.Nairn
- As already stated, it's a good function communicated very poorly and would be an easy fix.kalkal
- freedom8
- Jesus.elahon
- Maybe 2018 won't be so good for this clown:
https://www.buzzfeed…elahon - dafukk is this douche?sted
- what a fucking helmet!utopian
- YT Celeb cancer.
YT Celeb cancer.
YT Celeb cancer.
Bro.face_melter - Didn't watch the video but read the link about the suicide forest. Fuck. Me. People have nothing better to do than sit at home on the internet and get offendedset
- I assumed he was the aussie kid who had a massive party at his parents' and then refused to apologise to an uppity reporter on the local news.Fax_Benson
- you don’t get any whiter than that guyGuyFawkes
- scarabin_net7
stupid hippy cunts who post videos about how eating frozen lemons (or other random, inane "natural" thing) cures cancer.
i lost a close friend, and another lost both her breasts, to cancer. suggesting that all they had to do to prevent death and dismemberment is eat frozen lemons makes me want to punch you in the fucking face.
- absolutelykona
- and sorry to hear your close friends have battled and succumb to cancer.kona
- < thisgrotesk_neue
- < marijuana actually IS being proven to beat cancerbliznutty
- fat fucking lot of good it did my friend, who wasted away through years of chemo and top medical carescarabin_net
- sorry about your friend spike. cancer really sucks :`(bliznutty
- +1 and sorry for the losses manmonospaced
- bliznutty - 'cancer' isn't a singluar thing, so perhaps qualify your statements otherwise you're just as bad as the frozen lemoners or alkaline dieters.detritus
- +GuyFawkes
- hashtag health
Everyone know it's six pack abs that kill cancer.NOTNOTORAZAL - i live in CO. my friend's dad is dying right now from cancer, it's so sad. people here say he could reduce it greatly/beat it if he were to be on 1000mg/day.bliznutty
- unfortunately only half of that amount (or even a quarter) will essentially zombify him and make life no fun. in his case he'd rather spend his final days awarebliznutty
- it's really sad. i'm sorry for my original comment abovebliznutty
- scarabin14
- sarahfailin4
- Cuntsset
- Douche Bag Skin Color ✔
Douche Bag Hair Cuts ✔
No Respect For Life ✔
Mos Def Trump Votersmoldero - vid sauce?moldero
- https://www.washingt…sarahfailin
- the FB comments on that link gave me cancermoldero
- here's his instagram https://www.instagra…moldero
- thanks for the link btw sara :)moldero
- Horriblepinkfloyd
- Is that what a sociopath is?SteveJobs
- Oh fuck off, what the fuck is wrong with them?garbage
- These cunts should be the ones dragged behind that boat. Arseholes.face_melter
- So many people on FB defending them... this makes me sad.Longcopylover
- And one here...set
- I hope these cunts fall overboard somewhere they shouldn't one daydetritus
- waiting for omg to defend thismoldero
- Bros who ‘tortured’ shark have a history of abusing wildlife.
http://nypost.com/20…utopian - http://nypost.com/20…GuyFawkes
- rabbit2
New neighbour that moved into the apartment next door and continuously leaves the front door open with the TV volume turned up to 11 along with non-stop phone conversations at the same level. Do you live in a fucking tent?
Close the fucking door and turn your fucking TV down. I don't want to hear every detail about your life. Also, why the fuck do you walk in and out of your apartment 10 times each night, each time letting the screen door slam?
Learn some fucking manners. This is an apartment block and we all share this space.
- Might change my wifi network to CloseYourFuckingDoorrabbit
- Changing WiFi is the scared little baby's way of going round and saying somethingset
- Thanks set, i may do that.rabbit
- Handle this right.
I believe a bag of poop is in order.CyBrainX - old Chinese saying, don't like noise ?, don't live in apt.Dillinger
- http://www.relatably…Gnash
- ^ lol!mugwart
- I am so fucking glad i live in a small park w/ trees n birds.sureshot
- Walk into his apartment and turn the sound down on his TV. Preferably when he's on the phone in the hallway.monoboy
- here in AZ all you have to do is call the cops for anything above 'annoying' and it usually gets handled... can you just simply report it anonymously?PonyBoy
- if I may suggest rabbit... https://www.amazon.c…robotron3k
- ^ plenty of lolz with thatGnash
- get details about his life on his phone conversations, get his full name, troll him online and hack his entire lifefeel
- +1 Feel.
Also, if he's the new guy, I assume you HAVE been over there and told him to STFU in person?detritus - If not, go do it — a bit of confrontation in your local village-sphere (even if you live in a city) is a healthy thing.detritus
- Failing everything, you're a techie guy — go buy some ArduinoRaspPi's and make some widget that screeches shit at his windows whenever he's loud, automaticallydetritus
- Loving the replies. I shit you not I overheard his credit card numbers + security numbers lols. Getting new car insurance. I will update his whole life. lolsrabbit
- Had a situation with a neighbors barking dog a few years ago. Instead of flipping out, I was calm, nice and friendly. And it worked! To this day, dog is quiet.stoplying
- So what you're saying is, calmly murder and bury the noise maker...set
- Ramanisky25
The racist Fucker Tarlson is at it again
- I don’t think he’s racistNBQ00
- male "karen"_me_
- "mr. hawaii guy"omahadesigns
- Cucker Tarlson?yuekit
- sucker fartsonneverscared
- What a douchebag he is.elahon
- this guy looks like he's in the 70sKrassy
- I just can’t even...what a massive POSlvl_13
- he should wear a bow-tieplash
- Fax_Benson8
People who put 5000px wide images IN an email, rather than just attach it, so that I have to scroll 200 yards to the right in order to read the content, and then they do it again, even though the first time they did it clearly and demonstrably fucked the entire email thread.
- Yes.MrT
- YES +1kOBBTKN
- Seems like email clients should just resize themscarabin
- Not sure if it's dependent on which email client does the sending/receiving. This is a stupid issue that's happened far too often.Gucci
- i feel like every time i attach a photo to an email on my iPhone, it embeds the image in the email as opposed to making a downloadable attachment as implied.imbecile
- My email clients resize them ... MOST of the time. Sometimes they mysteriously goes full width.monospaced
- Salarrue4
- socialismutopian
- lolSalarrue
- I’ve never tried it flambé styleGnash
- Dude, the kitchen is fire! Quick! Take a photo, it will be totally bitching.face_melter
- Def ALL DenteBH26
- EVERY. TIME.monospaced
- no, al DANTE"S INFERNO!Gnash
- first thing you should do when shit's on fire is take a photo (for likes & comments) instead of putting it outKrassy
- nailed itautoflavour
- maybe don't put 16 oz of pasta in a 12 oz pot.fooler
- oh so the punches are for the guy taking the photo? not for the flammability of dried pasta?sarahfailin
- this is just straight arson.sarahfailin
- punches for all the people commenting that think this is a cooking mistakemonospaced
- OBBTKN7
- lol you saw that on LinkedIn, too, right? That was me making the 'exposure dollars' joke in the comments. :DContinuity
- ^ YesOBBTKN
- My emotional salary begins with some assurance I won't be laid off. Wish me luck.CyBrainX
- Waste of time. Just give me more actual money and I’ll raise my emotions on my own thank you very much.monospaced
- PIZZA PARTY!!!prophetone
- Is emotional salary worth more than exposure dollars?err
- It’s worth nothing if you need it from a fucking employer.monospaced
- canoe13
Racists
- canoe0
- Youtube has ads?moldero
- Do you pay for a subscription?canoe
- I've never seen an ad on Youtube, what is this all about?utopian
- Almost every YouTube video has ads.monospaced
- Ya, confused are the ads on the sidebar? I’ve not seen anyGnash
- You aren't using AdBlock Plus? I haven't seen an ad on YouTube in a hundred years.i_monk
- I'm not.monospaced
- Squarespace sponsor a lot of content so the people actually do an infomercial during a video too. I just skip it.PhanLo
- LOL @ still seeing ads on YT.
Get AdBlock Plus, you twits.Continuity - yah adblock is your answerrenderedred
- @canoe yeah I pay for red or premium or whatever its called, I watch a lot of YT on TV so ad blocker doesn't work on that shitmoldero
- uBlock origin + privacy badger for me.zarkonite
- I got AdBlock Plus but YouTube ads still appear. Hmmm.monospaced
- Adblock Plus takes money from advertisers to let some curated ads through... or maybe you have a setting off? I reco you try Privacy Badger, it's made by thezarkonite
- Electronic Frontier Foundation and since it's a non-profit dedicated to online privacy I feel it's more trustworthy.zarkonite
- uBlock Origin 4 life. I haven't seen a youtube ad in yearssection_014
- youtube owns ADBLOCKHayoth
- ^that toomoldero
- ad blocker isn't working for me :[pango
- i dont ever see ads in opera browser on youtube using its built in blockerdeathboy
- CyBrainX5
- Capitalismutopian
- I just heard this on the news this morning. Can't decide to pay the extra 2.99 or call and try and cancel to get a better deal.fooler
- $174.88 annuallyimbecile
- Cancel Primeinstrmntl
- Can't cancel Prime, all my 60s Batman episodes come with it.CyBrainX
- I'm definitely cancelling. I got this and an "we're sorry, but your package is running late".garbage
- The only reason I have Prime is because in Seattle you can expect 4 hour delivery, their record for me was 3 hours.garbage
- Most old & current TV shows are on torrents why pay for anything?Gardener
- yeah, why pay if you can just steal and support illegal stealing platforms? Jesus Christ dudemonospaced
- Just to be clear, did you just go full-on "You wouldn't steal a car"?garbage
- sted5
- the guy fucking with cats? or the doc?dopepope
- ^ He does lots worse than fuck with cats!Hayzilla
- This was crayHijoDMaite
- yes, one of the most fucked up thingBennn
- was following this news on tvpango
- Terrifying watch.shellie
- I watched that video they talk about when it came out and was never the same.cannonball1978
- Yeah, I was living in Montreal when the video came out.. and we all from the studio watched, thinking it could be a hoax... because it was too ridiculous..Fabricio
- Some body parts looked a bit fake.. but then... we felt it wasnt a joke... and it was horrifying.. Wish I could unsee itFabricio
- Thanks for posting. Captivating story.bezoar
- I saw the video some how. Shook me.Hayzilla
- Ramanisky2-2
- It all seems so unnecessary. Yes everyone sees you have a nice body and you want everyone to see. The dance show isn’t required.monospaced
- Yup. It's face-punching time.Continuity
- dancing used to be a way to interact, hold hands, learn some moves, be part of a group.shapesalad
- dance is now "look at me! look at me! look at my bits! me! look at meeeeee! on this tik tok video as I dance in the middle of the way in a supermarket!"shapesalad
- At least she is kind of hot.utopian
- Attention whorecrazyprick
- mar-a-lago?neverscared
- If there was a way to ignore these maggots harder, I would do it.stoplying
- She has my attention alrightdrgs
- just become a stripper alreadyKrassy
- how to ignore? don't share. delete tiktokpango
- and she'll accuse Jonah Hill and the rest of us of predatorily staring at her_niko
- After watching her about 50 times I finally looked at the backgroundYakuZoku
- Stores should just employ these hoes full time. I’d shop morescarabin
- stores only want to pay minimum wage. some influencers make more than that.pango
- In about a year insta and tik tok will be flooded with millions of ai versions of these chicks and the real ones will have to resort to giving bjs on the street_niko
- Or even worse having to study and get a real job_niko
- when that happens... how many cheese burgers would a blow job cost?pango
- might be a bit much if she's in your way at the supermarket but who cares? it's a gif. she didn't post it here. doubt we're the intended audience.Fax_Benson
- Until ugly hoes say they hire discriminatorily, and then ruin it.monospaced
- It might work better if you punch your dick then punch your ballsAQUTE
- @pango, CB0.25Continuity
- Damn! Inflation's a bitchpango
- monospaced14
Basic bitches who would vote for Trump.
- Krassy8
Avenatti Accused of Hiding $4M Settlement from ‘Mentally Ill Paraplegic’ Client, Faces Up to 335 Years in Prison
- stealing from a mentally ill paraplegic? how low can you go?renderedred
- If that's the sort of behaviour he gets up to he should definitely run for president in 2020, from prison.PhanLo
- his middle name is Donaldutopian
- See what happens when you release your tax records.rattail
- "And on the next episode of American Greed..."NBQ00
- Can you run for president when you’re under indictment?PonyBoy
- Who knows any more Pony, it's a new style of politics these days.PhanLo