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- sted5
- I stopped watching tennis because of him. He's a ruiner. I can't count how many Nadal vs. Federer finals we would have had if not for Djokovic.CyBrainX
- That being said, Any Murray is infinitely worse.CyBrainX
- Looks like the Aussies are going to have a warm welcome for him...lost respect for him ever since I learned he was antivaxxBaskerviIle
- I get it in a way, it’s not so much anti-vaxxx than anti-big pharma and anti-government, two of the most corrupt and inept organizations on earth._niko
- He's been antivaxx since before the pandemic and has some odd ideas about nutrition and alternative medicine etcBaskerviIle
- ah ok, then fuck him lol_niko
- his face is like liquid-tool pulled to the rightKrassy
- cunt locked at the airport, his visa doesn't checks out.sted
- He was into 5G conspiracies a while back and I think his Jesus beliefs tie into his vaccine position. Good at the tennis tho'PhanLo
- yes, punches for tennisGuyFawkes
- Tennis is for rich cuntsbabydick
- "Australian media reports that Novak Djokovic's visa to play in the Australian Open has been cancelled"grafician
- Funny that his first name is so close to novaxxBaskerviIle
- just saw this hashtag on twitter: #novaxxdjokovidBaskerviIle
- ^ That's very good.CyBrainX
- Djokovic came from a poor family and a war-torn country to became the best ever in a rich man's sport.Milan
- jagara10
Youtube for removing the like/dislike bar. Is this 55 minute tutorial gonna be great or absolute assgravy? I guess I'll find out 35 minutes in.
- never paid attention to dislike. but sometimes i accidentaly disliked and felt bad for it.shapesalad
- Of course, comments will show.jagara
- (like or dislike)jagara
- it's good for soccer highlights if there are a ton of thumbs down you know its a bullshit ps5 gameplay_niko
- Youtube is becoming just like Instagram by only show positive "Likes". It's now set-up to reinsure the content creator their content is great.utopian
- YEs, Fuck them for that! What a bad decisionBennn
- scarabin9
People lording over poor folks and filming it for internet likes
- I hear ya, but better than pouring lard over folks and filming it for internet likes._niko
- he only had $100 left on his car payment?fooler
- filming all is goodness...fuck you pay me!utopian
- AND GAWD TOLD ME TO FILM ABOUT IT IN A MAGNANIMOUS MANNER AND BRAG ABOUT HOW GENEROUS I AMgarbage
- yeah i hate this shit... do it quietly and discreetly._me_
- a hundred fucking dollars. gtfo with that shitsarahfailin
- section_0144
People who have no fucking clue how anything works, ask me about it, and look at me like I'm hanging them out to dry when it's not fixed.
Case in point: Dude comes into my office to ask me to help with his iPad. K? I'm a programmer, not IT. But, whatever. He can't download an app because his Apple Id is disabled. Ok? Well, that's new to me. I say it's an Apple thing, and they'll need to unlock it.
"Can you log into your account?", I ask
"I don't know, this was my son's"
"Does he have access to it?"
"He doesn't remember which e-mail he used"At this point I basically tell him idk, call 1-800-APPLE or whatever. Dude looks at me like I just murdered his dog. Sorry mother fucker! I'm not Apple. Not might my fault you have no idea what your login details are.
I'm going to start telling people their device is hacked and needs thrown away from now on.
- have you tried turning it off and on again?renderedred
- ppl are idiots.sarahfailin
- I get like this all the time. We need this developed NOW and my mouse doesn't workmugwart
- tell them you recycle e-waste and you'd be happy to take care of it.futurefood
- Cant he create his own account? I haven't used Apple since 2012drgs
- ^^^ probably, but that would have meant I would have to do it for him. 99% sure this wasn't a work related thing, to boot.section_014
- My mom once asked me what her company email password was, over the phone. I told her multiple times "how would i know that?"mg33
- and she finally relented and said "well you're so good at computers." LOLmg33
- "Do it your fucking self and you'll get gud too!"cannonball1978
- "It's a transistor problem, known defect, apple recommends microwaving it on a high heat for 20 seconds to de electrolyte the resistor - thank me later"shapesalad
- youre quite the educator. ha.docpoz
- It's funny how many still refer to/think of developers/engineers as IT. I hear it all the time "Can we get IT to fix this page on the site?" whaaaatwhatthefunk
- It's sooo hard to help people out.robthelad
- face_melter9
Streaming services, music in particular. Pure C A N C E R.
Oh, those albums and tracks you really like and added to your library a while ago? We removed them and they ain't coming back. Oh wait - you can have ~one~ track as a treat because it's licensed to another publisher. Enjoy your listening experience L O L. Give us money because wE cARe aBoUT mUSIc. Here, we suggest Ed Sheeran because you listened to The Misfits.
And people wonder why I buy and download my music instead of relying on these fucking terrible cunthole outfits.
- You'd have to be pretty gullible to add their tracks to your library. My main complaint regarding YouTube Music is the wait for only about 30 playlists...CyBrainX
- to load at a time. It's almost to the point of making your uploads inaccessible. This wasn't true of Google Play which they killed for no legitimate reason.CyBrainX
- This is why I still maintain a huge music library. Plus, fuck commercials.lemmy_k
- ^^^ same. Plus, it's really not that unmanageable. I just rotate albums & mixes in my car's USB, and pick stuff at will at home. Plus streaming quality is worsesection_014
- Yeah, I have my library with faaahsands of tracks and whatnot but Apple Music is handy on my phone when i'm making dinner. Spotify can fucking die as well.face_melter
- This. Some ex of mine sent me a spotify link, and I'm sure it was important but I didn't even click it.garbage
- I have HBO, Disney, Prime, Netflix, Hulu, etc and I still pirate things because old habits die hard.garbage
- this rant so on pointgrotesk_neue
- rzu-rzu6
- my favorite part about Amsterdam, this is not toleratedjpgjpg
- pedestrians walking on the bike lane or the bike lane being on the sidewalk?
punches for both anyway...grafician - Get the bike lane off the sidewalkGnash
- Ugh to all of that. That's a very irresponsible 2-way lane.garbage
- Meanwhile in America...the cyclists weave in and of traffic, blow stop signs and lights, use the sidewalk as a shortcut and think that they own the roads.utopian
- In most of America. I can roll down from my place and have access to a 27-mile bike highway. We also have 2-ways in parts but honestly I hate them.garbage
- Berlin? Bulgaria?i_was
- capitalism, look it up!
*looks like spain or budapeststed - Love how nobody blames the fucking catering units, and restaurants which have a wider terrace than the bike path...sted
- It's a wonderful way to start a beef social classes and at the end everybody hates the biker.sted
- *betweensted
- Restaurants pay fees for that space and need special licenses to serve thereGnash
- That's still bureaucracy as it contributes to the formation of such conflicts...sted
- I eboard on a path like this where im at in mx every morning, mexicans dont give a fuck about those linesGuyFawkes
- @guy setting aside my hatred for eboards because people sidewalk them here. Do you think the two-lane system is good?garbage
- Because I see better discipline from other cyclists when the lanes aren't dialed like this, and contra-flow lanes tend to end in ghost bikes.garbage
- All those conflicts are in your heads.
People in the picture are all relaxed and enjoying life.uan - @uan let me pull back you to my level: so you thing that bad spatial planning does not generates social conflicts?sted
- it's not bad spatial planning. it's patched spatial planning. bike lanes were introduced years after into a functioning street concept. (it's in Spain).uan
- makes sense garbage, yeah kill the lines, the lines just make us all like "this is my side"GuyFawkes
- I own the only 2 eboards in my city, tons of fuckin bikes down here thoughGuyFawkes
- Fax_Benson8
Spotify:
1. For the truly awful update. What the fuck.
2. Refusal to increase artist royalties despite subscription increase.
3.The fact that I'm so tied in to it.
- What update? Desktop or mobile?NBQ00
- Desktop.Fax_Benson
- They've fucked every useful feature in an effort to push curated playlists. Self-vandalism.Fax_Benson
- try Apple Music, the UI is not amazing, but at least they give more to the artistsgrafician
- Fax, you’re exaggerating? I don’t really see so much negative about the latest desktop update.NBQ00
- The only thing that sucks is that Podcasts on desktop have no chronological episode view of latest shows like on mobile.NBQ00
- Miss old layout, seems 'apple-ified' now with all the roundnessshapesalad
- It seems Spotify changes the UI like every month.NBQ00
- What's important here: "The fact that I'm so tied in to it"i_was
- What version are you on? i just updated to 1.1.58.820.g2ae50076... and it looks identical to what i was using before..mantrakid
- Fuck spotify, such a shit platformXanderCage
- section_01410
Low-fat cheese. What in the name of baby Jesus is this garbage? Just eat less regular cheese.
- Yes.garbage
- +1dkoblesky
- low-fat anything is usually chemically garbagesarahfailin
- samesame yoghurt.
10%+ fat all the way, us fat bastards!Nairn - melts like plasticbezoar
- Ramanisky21
- lol, i literally just watched this on redditNairn
- Lol, she's even doing the Ben Shapiro "Let's assume that" thing. Good fucking god, spare us from this egg-shaped moron.garbage
- Well if you drive from Madrid to Prague you’ve driven through 8 Muslim countries so she’s not wrong.
-insert QBNr here_niko - Let that sink in.palimpsest
- Idiocy is...OBBTKN
- Why are so many Americans so ignorant?utopian
- Don't worry, we have plenty of morons over here too.Nairn
- Yeah, but are they egg-shaped?garbage
- what a fuckwitsab
- :-(PhanLo
- Don't Americans have wee festivals where they celebrate the unique differences of the European countries they came from? Tartan Day in NY for example?PhanLo
- As an American living in Europe for 15 years, I would say she's right, but for the wrong reasons.jmckinno
- What is she right about? Nothing she said made any sense. Therefore, she's neither right nor wrong.palimpsest
- America: you’ve seen one big box plaza you’ve seen them all._niko
- Take me back to the land without sidewalks and 28 lane freeways. That's real culture.PhanLo
- We're still not talking about the real issue: This clear evidence that the egg people have reached earth.garbage
- okayjagara
- https://old.reddit.c…Nairn
- She's trolling!
She's trolling, right?HAL9001 - The egg people are unique in that they have achieved interstellar transportation, but their society has never developed sarcasm nor nuance.garbage
- why is she so mad?dmay
- 30% real american. 70% troll. (successful)cherub
- @dmay because her face is shaped like an egg. How happy would you be to wake up to yourself every morning looking like that?garbage
- spl33nidoru5
Me for having a New Yorker subscription and not having opened a single issue in the past 6 months (that's 24 issues).
Currently completely overwhelmed by the amount of info at our disposal.
- Related: Does anyone pay for The Guardian?skinny_puppy
- "Currently completely overwhelmed by the amount of info at our disposal." I buy this!OBBTKN
- I pay for Apple News+. Great access to magazines, decent access to papers like WSJ. And the UX on iPad is excellent.nb
- get yourself a library card and the libby appdasohr
- My weekly paper issues are now accumulating in an unread pile of shame. I do listen to novels and articles through their app. Will check Libby and Apple Newsspl33nidoru
- Or become a hoarder, like the brothers in NYC that eventually smothered themselves by subscription. You'd be famous.garbage
- Search for, magazines pdf vk.com - Thank me later. No more subscriptions.Wordsworth
- I pay for the guardian. I listen to a fair amount of their podcasts and check the site every day. Only started a subscription last year.thumb_screws
- garbage : i just read about those Collyer brothers, fascinating!spl33nidoru
- Just don't start setting traps and you should be fine.garbage
- paying for the guardian? imagine giving money for shit written by Jonathan Freedland and that fucking Toynbee witch.face_melter
- HijoDMaite5
Speakeasy bars. Dumbest trend
- Real speakeasies in nyc are cool, but you can’t read about them on the internetnb
- Most of them are just a gimmicknb
- There are no real speakeasy bars in NYC. Just places that require a password. So stupid.monospaced
- Here in California it’s just password and 5x prices. And always the corny 20s vibe -_-HijoDMaite
- There are actual speaks here because of our restrictive sell times. They are all gang-related, fun and terrifying.garbage
- Wouldn't we give a speakeasy fisticuffs?stoplying
- There are illegal underground bars in nyc that you have to know someone to get in. They’re coolnb
- I’ve only been to two, so grain of salt, but they were both cool. One is now a legal bar and it’s not cool anymore lolznb
- it may makes me laugh that mono speaks as if he knows everything ever.ephix
- Real people like me spend their time at Speakhard attics.sted
- @nb This. I won't name names, but I got into an all-black MC speak, and it was fucking wild.garbage
- No photography banners everywhere, I smoked a skull bong in the garage, some young riders came in and actually said "who's this white bitch?"garbage
- Too bad I had already been chilling on the plywood with the bartender who didn't bother to tell me he was the boss. He told them to fuck off..garbage
- ..then I got free drinks for the night, traded stories and was invited to his birthday party. Honestly one of the best nights ever.garbage
- I went to one years back in Ottawa and though it was fun! Behind a hidden bookcase; a gal I went with forgot how to get back in after going to the restroom.
:)ideaist - Amazinggarbage
- geezas, what are these bars? weird BDSM clubs or drinking places where husbands hide from their wifes, i can't decide?%!%sted
- there's a stupid one here in an obviously fake barber shop with a code on the wall you get from their facebook pageephix
- There used to be a legendary speakeasy in NYC Greenwich Village called Chumleys. It was on 86 Bedford Street and the expression "86 it" is came from this place.CyBrainX
- It ran during Prohibition and they had an inside man at the Police Dept. who warned them of raids. There was a secret entrance through a courtyard for escapes.CyBrainX
- It was there until about 12 years ago or so. The building had structural damage and it came back but was never the same. The neighbors closed the courtyard too.CyBrainX
- NBQ007
Such a cunt
- elevating "being a cunt" to new lofty heights every fucking dayBluejam
- bond villain updating his shark pool, 007 is comin for u dumbass.neverscared
- such a man, just like his dadutopian
- 080 108 101 097 115 101 032 100 105 101 046helloeatbreathedrive
- who is it? should I be glad I don't know?timeless
- Yes, and yes.Nairn
- Donald Trump. That’s Donald dumbfuck Trump.monospaced
- Uhm, mono what? It’s his son.NBQ00
- Uhm, NBQ, what? That's his name. Look it up. If that's not Donald Trump, I'll give you a million bucks.monospaced
- cannonball19785
People constantly asking for tips. That shit is everywhere. I'll tip within reason but I'm not giving you 20% on a meal calculated on a final charge with surcharges and taxes added in.
No, I don't care that you have a hard job. Everyone out here is working hard and eating a shit sandwich. It's not my job to subsidize your employment. Take it up with your boss, get a better job, or just fuck off and deal with your own shit if life is too hard. I don't know you and it's not immoral for me to just keep you at a neutral regard.
Maybe a little less because you're constantly asking me for money.
- local deli just started adding a 3% "cashier assistance fee" to every transaction. WTF?? punchessssfuturefood
- gofundme asks for a tip. wtf?Squiddy
- here's a tip: always wear bright clothing when crossing the street at night.YakuZoku
- Thank you. Coffee is now $5-6, and they ask for a tip?bainbridge
- If I buy shoes and the salesperson is very helpful, I don't tip. Why do food people feel entitled?bainbridge
- @futurefood, you need to change your plans for future food.CyBrainX
- ^ha! I need to starting growing my food. Fertilizer is the issue...I'm only one man..futurefood
- Tipping is socialism. Weird that Americans do it and Swedes don't.slappy
- I hate it. Fuck tipping culturenb
- Tipping is white supremacy, adopted to justify keeping black wages low. Look it up.i_monk
- No it isn’t.monospaced
- jagara6
Insufferable hot women being rude and demanding preferential treatment, barking orders at you because they never bothered to develop an actual personality.
Now go back to your sub-70 IQ friends and get reassured that the resistance you face from people isn't actually due to you being a retarded bitch, it's just that you're so awesome that people are threatened by your awesomeness, giiirl.
- I spend too much time in this thread XDjagara
- I blame shitty dads_niko
- "barking orders at you"? you work at McDonald's? ;)NBQ00
- yeah, what are you doing that sub-70 hot chicks are barking orders at you?monospaced
- like, young women at work? eekmonospaced
- Who said this happened at work?jagara
- lol @ 'you work at McDonald's?'. Often when in Vegas or a town like Scottsdale I encounter these type of twits at the gym, restaurants.. coffee shops etc.PonyBoy
- very much like the entitled idiot in Ram's video below: https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- I don't think any of us would ever encounter them at work... simply because they don't fucking work. :)PonyBoy
- This is just sexist and chauvinistic.shapesalad
- some people like that... spank me.. wait, i mean,hydro74
- I agree with shape. Would’ve come off better had you said “insufferable people”Green_Pork
- Attractive women have a tendency to be rude because everyone gives them attention and praise they don't necessarily deserve.jagara
- If this phenomenon is completely alien to you, you must have lived your live in captivity.jagara
- treat hot women like "shit", and they'll love you.NBQ00
- No, treat all people with respect. A concept some people are struggling with, certain attractive women, for instance.jagara
- Projectile7
- Never skip Maths day.shapesalad
- Comic Sans math.CyBrainX
- This could have been hanging in my Dad's cubicle 25 years ago when I worked with him at Citibank... shit like this is what made me go to art school.PonyBoy
- Knobby Math Phonicsutopian
- pr2 mathmonospaced
- Methpango
- prisonmilfhunter
- scarabin5
- nihilistic shit smearers.
The guys in my city like that are all crusty rich kids who can't draw, ones the son of a famous comedian. BoringPhanLo - *spitYakuZoku
- Caputopian
- I'm with you Phan, fuckers!OBBTKN
- “counter-culture should be what I expect”imbecile
- Could be some anti-gentrification stuff, though from the look of that architecture, jesus christ. That's where dreams go to diePhanLo
- This shit is rampant in New York City right now.CyBrainX
- @phan There are so many infuriating things about this. You don't line out fucking murals.garbage
- And that handstyle? You don't get to use a sembrador de terror if you're a fucking toy.garbage
- Plot Twist: SCK owns Auto Registration Services Insurance.Nairn
- Fumakakapalimpsest
- nihilistic shit smearers.
- scarabin6
People spraypainting succulents
- Diversity... not every leaf needs to be green, that's plantist.shapesalad
- It's also homophobic. Those plants are gay.CyBrainX
- Are they painted? Or do they put food coloring in the waterYakuZoku
- Yeah, they're painted. It's a very stupid fad, and those plants are already dying when bought.garbage
- Ughh please stop lolsea_sea
- In Spain when I was a kid you could go to markets and buy chicks that had been fucking spray-painted in neon colours.Nairn
- I bought a cactus with a lovely paper flower glued to it. It was a gift without realising it was fakeIanbolton
- I’ve been duped by those paper flowers before ^scarabin
- Big box stores also sell grafted catci that will pretty much die immediately because they're hothouse items.garbage
- Ramanisky26
- +pockets
- someone invited Misery to
The State Of The Union tonightRamanisky2 - Self hating?freedom
- Thats a gigantic forehead.sureshot
- Is this cow in the news again or something?elahon
- @sureshot the term is actually 'fivehead'DaveO
- @DaveO - thanks!sureshot
- @DaveO - I bet it produces a hollow sound when you hit her head with a spoon.sureshot
- hahaRamanisky2
- Yup she's going to the SOTU to see Obama (surely for an agenda)formed
- You might be violent. Just sayin.Hayoth
- i wanted a dildo and they gave me a micSTORM305
- "First, I'd like to thank the academy..."SteveJobs
- monospaced11
Motion smoothing.
- and to anyone who can't tell when it's activated on their tvsarahfailin
- >> https://www.qbn.com/…sted
- yes sted I was fully aware of that ... cruise doesn’t deserve punches like motion smoothing does. it’s a good causemonospaced
- yeahyeah its just you can't slap a human concept like motion smoothing, that's why we need cruise :Dsted
- it's a good causemonospaced
- it's a cause?Gnash
- yes, there are a lot of movie industry people lobbying television manufacturers to remove motion smoothing or have it off by defaultmonospaced
- so kinda like metooGnash
- it's okay to admit you don't know what motion smoothing ismonospaced
- cbass997
people who still think saying "murica" is funny.
- punch me.fadein11
- MURIKKKA FUCK YEAH!utopian
- you makin fun of our accent? we speak muricun in these parts, yeehaw!moldero
- 'meeeeerka'BusterBoy
- FUCK YOU! MURIKA!!!pango
- it is funny though, 'muricah... ''merka... meerikatGeorgesII
- GeorgesII, you probably think "Keep Calm and Carry On" is funny too.cbass99
- United States of Muricaset
- say can't you see, by the donzerly lightgilgamush
